I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

I always, always, always change the radio station they start to play a Bon Jovi song.

 

Yo cambia siempre, siempre, siempre la estación de radio que comienzan a jugar una canción de Bon Jovi.

 

SpongeBob Square Pant is awesomely funny.

On a side note, Dokken was always one of my favorite groups. "It's Not Love" remains my favorite song of there's

 

"Es ist nicht Liebe."

Don Dokken

 

41 inch bust!
awesome

what do you think she insured them against?

 

Theft? Wind and Hail?

 

Sharp corners and horny hands.

 

It looks like she needed insurance against gaping admirers and spontaneous handspringers...

 

"I have two footballs! Guess where they are?"

 

After calm reflection, I think a fatal post may be inflicted on a thread and that the thread could die a lingering death. In that situation, under common legal principles, the poster of the lethal post is guilty of killing said thread, even though there may be some passage of time before the thread actually expires. However, the issue of intervening causation can, and usually does, complicate the analysis. I hope this helps.

Oh yeah, the babe is astounding.


[Edit: Correctwd Spellong errirs.]

 

I wasn't on the other board, so I am saving you some time! Surely my total posts/thread killing ratio would vault me to the top? If not, can I claim honors for thread jacking? (See dog/cat story above)

Does the dog/cat story qualify as dog/cat smack?

TFDD - I think the French could be parrots. Long lived, noisy, somewhat entertaining, messy - nice to visit, but wouldn't want one to live with.


Seriously, or as much as can be, for a Friday.

 

I've laid a real stinker on the South Oval. It has the potential to go all the way to page 3 without a single reply! Think of it... so inherently boring, inane, and useless that almost nobody even looks at it. It's my ticket to the bottom.

 

Is this the "I'm a bigger loser(or looser if you wish) than you" thread?

I was looking for it, but I lost my way.

 

I hate to mention it again.....it's about a fringe Mardi Gras parade. Long and boring post and of no interest unless you plan to be there drinking in the streets and watching the crazies (as I plan to). This "race to the bottom" is stressful!

 

IMO, you can not possibly claim that distinction until you have posted a thread where no one even looks at it. Lack of replies has too much ambiguity. You have no way of knowing whose life you might have influenced by just reading your so called worthless topic. You may have been the reason someone decides to be an astronaut and becomes the first person to step upon the surface of Mars.
Imagine how low you would feel if you went through life thinking you had actually achieved the bottom of poster notariety, and were proud of the fact, when all of a sudden you are watching CNN while that persons steps out onto the surface of the Red Planet and says, "One small step for man,,,,,,,,,, and without the encouragement of TUSooner back in 2004, this giant step for mankind would not have occured."

But, keep trying, always keep your objective unobtainable.

 

Well, I messed up TUsooners chance at no replies - ooophs! I won't do it again.

TFDD - what was the name of the American actress that was killed in a car wreck somewhere down South - 50's or 60's? Her daughter was in the car, I think. Jane Mansfield??? That's who I thought of when I saw your pictures.

OUinFLA - I am not sure what to think of you anymore now that you have a Horn saying you are okay.... That's a bit scary.


Are we lack-of-post-viewing counting now?

 

Very touching (sniff).

 

Boy, those low carb subs at Subway are really good.

 

I love fresh bread.

 

this is not as easy as it sounds.