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I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

Discussion in 'Testing Area' started by Jason White's Third Knee, Feb 4, 2004.


  1. webfoot

    webfoot New Member


    Actually, on occasion, bullet holes to the head have been known to cure certain forms of mental disease.
     
  2. BajaOklahoma

    BajaOklahoma SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Wet blanket!


    Semi-seriously, you idiot!
     
  3. TUSooner

    TUSooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Imagine, if you can, a thread so inherently inane and boring that NO ONE would even take a look !! Alas, such depths can never be attained. But wait, how about a thread entitled: "Only [insert disgusting social group here] should read this thread." ??
     
  4. OUinFLA

    OUinFLA Older Clique Member

    If you could manage to be on "everyone's" ignore list, would that provide you with a solution for obtaining the less than worthy goal of posting a thread that no one would view?

    I would think the "disgusting social group" idea would fail when you found out you had kindred spirits on the forum.Not only would that be enlightning, it would be even more devestating to find that you were now friends with a group of people you really felt were "disgusting".....................wait a min.......
    I need to rethink that.
     
  5. The Fake Don Dokken

    The Fake Don Dokken New Member

    Baja,
    The gal I keep posting is some British or Australian chick from the 50s or 60s who went under the name "Sabrina" as a pin-up girl.

    I don't know who was killed in the car accident, but I know that "Sabrina" has some very nice pre-silicone era assets

    She apparently drove a Ford Zephyr

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Jason White's Third Knee

    Jason White's Third Knee SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    It's the killer that has no conscience that is the most effective and a killer that is unaware if his killing is least likely to talk. Who owns those boobs?
     
  7. Jason White's Third Knee

    Jason White's Third Knee SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    n

    I don't have the authority to make those kinds of decisions. I declared myself the greatest thread ender and I was living the dream until I actually went back through the threads and saw how many those other guys torched. Thunder scatter shoots the board. A clear case of diligence paying off for him. He earns his title. Rooster has an acute talent for dulling the grooves of the reader. He is an apathy dessiminating dynamo.
     
  8. Jason White's Third Knee

    Jason White's Third Knee SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    I know what you mean. Sometimes after reading some of my past posts I do feel inspired to be the first person on mars. I feel like I should be shot out of a cannon or flung from a catapult or maybe I could get one of those ACME rockets.
     
  9. Jason White's Third Knee

    Jason White's Third Knee SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    NAMBLA! CAN WE USE NAMBLA?!
     
  10. Jason White's Third Knee

    Jason White's Third Knee SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    LSU fans are sorry drunks.

    ENA should have played.

    Why is it AD and not AP?
     
  11. TUSooner

    TUSooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    An "apathy dessiminating dynamo"? Can't touch that.
     
  12. TUSooner

    TUSooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    I'd definitely skip the first 2. No comment on the 3rd.
     
  13. Jason White's Third Knee

    Jason White's Third Knee SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    My wife wants me to go to WalMart. Sure it's a Nazi organization, but that happy face mascot is so inviting.
     
  14. BajaOklahoma

    BajaOklahoma SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    I am pretty impressed that this thread is now at 115 posts - no way would I have thought that it would go this far.

    There should be a thread titled "don't look, you idiot." But it would a great idea if the names of the people who looked would be automatically listed......
    Wonder who would be the first?
     
  15. OUinFLA

    OUinFLA Older Clique Member

    Seriously?
    I would just think you posted it for me.
    So, the answer is....................me.
     
  16. BajaOklahoma

    BajaOklahoma SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Ding, ding, ding..... we have a winner!
    I knew you would be first! :D :D
     
  17. OUinFLA

    OUinFLA Older Clique Member

    I'ver never won anything before!!!!!!
    I have so many people I want to thank.
    first there is...............well.......uh..........ok, Baja for always making me think she is talking to me when she says "Seriously, you idiot!"
    (what'd I win?)
     
  18. BajaOklahoma

    BajaOklahoma SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    I'm not sure - Ben ate it already.
    Oh, well. Better luck next time!
     
  19. notweak2

    notweak2 New Member

    You don't rule, Tommy Gallion rules. Those glasses rule and spizgitty sucks.
     
  20. OUinFLA

    OUinFLA Older Clique Member

    I really dont understand how someone can perform a threadjacking...............
    :D
     

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