I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

oh, now it's 5...

 

My login still works. How bout that?

 

hoooooray

 

Well, I'll be damned. How ya been?

 

this thread will never die until I make the last post.
nice of you to check in this year tg.

 

Do over?

Sure Dokken is pretty good for a neophite, but I have turned people off more interesting threads with inane responses, confusing smack, really bad farks and some great thread hijackings.

I have my own terrorist cell and it includes only me. I will kill all of your thread you dirty infidels.

 

OK, stop.

 

my thread posted in/killed ratio is about .938.

i see no reason why this thread should be any different.

 

well, there is still that pesky .062 risk factor

 

Hey, look. If anyone is taking this baby down, it's me. I haven't been pos or neg spekked in like 2 months and I've posted regularly. I've even been poinient and insightful, bordering lucid, and nothing. Even taking on hot topics with fiery rhetoric. That pretty much sums up how dull I really am.

 

"reality" spek

 

FIN

 

I thought of a haiku to write in this thread last night, but forgot it this morning. <sigh>

 

Not too shabby. The mountains are beautiful and the skiing is terrific. I'm trying to teach these yahoos up here how to appreciate real college football rather than the 1-AA semi-high school variety.

How are you my Sooner friends?

 

For some reason I thought you were in La. I'm cold too, but alas, I live in the flat lands.

 

We escaped just before Katrina blew through and made everything worse. We relocated to beautiful Bozeman, Montana where the people worry about such pressing matters as ugly street lights and making the city government more "green".

The skiing actually was pretty sucky Sunday. We need more snow. I can deal with the cold as long as it brings snow.

 

I went skiing in Wisconsin last year. It was super weird. They have ski runs on this little mounds called 'hills'. They also have about a million indoor waterparks because it's so dang cold. Crazy, but effective.

 

There was a porn star in the 1980s that came from Montana State. That was a long time ago: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Paris

 

your moms a porn star.

FACE

 

Kind of a nonsequitur, even for this thread. Enjoyed it anyway. Thanks.