I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

Man its cold here.

 

Nah.

 

I've owned a couple of smoothie shops for several years now and we sell a lot of health products. One of our biggest sellers is a product called Ultimate Cleanse. That just reinforces a point that I have always maintained; People love to poop.

 

In this office building, some people don't just love to poop, the relish it. I've dubbed them, "The Loudcrappers."

At our old office building, the crapper was peaceful. So peaceful, in fact, that we got to calling it the "auxiliary office." When we needed to go over some paper work or document without the bother of phone calls, we'd simply grab the aforementioned document, head for the door, and call out, "I'll be down in the auxiliary office for a while."

There in the peaceful and spacey handicapped crapper, we'd be able to concentrate. Now, there is peace no more.

Last week, I strode down to the new auxiliary office and was in the handicrapper no more than two minutes when one of the other floor occupants literally crashed into the other crap stall. He went to crapping with such gusto I feared the wall between us would crumble.

He huffed, he puffed, he groaned. The most beastly sound erupted from his agonizing bowels. Not one courtesy flush did he give.

Surely, he was the king of loudcrappers.

Fortunately, whatever bad lunch choice-induced as*s-demon that possessed him was quickly desposed of, and he was up and gone as quickly as he crashed down.

Still, I was shaken enough to go back to the normal office to read my document. How I long for the days of yore when the crapper was traversed only by silent, polite crappers.

 

Who?

 

Mike Jones!

 

who is Mike Jones?

 

:texan:

 

I thought I ended this thread months ago.
Silly me.

 

This thread did end several months ago. The mods are always hiding it. They should bow to its greatness. And such.

 

Sadly, I had forgotten about this thread.

Did you ever notice that a toilet bowl is shaped like a little ceramic amphitheater? We make the worst possible noises while sitting on these things and as luck would have it, the toilet amplifies the sound. The reflective nature of bathroom surfaces doesn't help either. If there is a God, this conundrum has got to crack Him/Her up.




Top of the page, bitches!

 

I had cake and Pepsi for lunch.

 

That's a carb crash waiting to happen.

 

I dont have the time to keep looking for this thread where ever the Mods try to hide it.
So...............let this just be the last post, crown me king of thread enders, and let's all get along with our lives.
For me that would be ending a bunch of meaningless threads.......like this one.

 

Boo Pepsi.

Hooray Coke.

 

I'm going to make my 3,000th and last post in the thread where I posted the most.

The end.

 

Tear Down This Wall
Sooner All-Big XII





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When you gonna do that?

 

Doh!

 

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!