Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

Very interesting thread.

 

This thread is so hilarious. My side is splitting! I cant believe I almost missed this.

 

Speaking of stacked . . .

 

What are the other 198455 reasons you're a dumbass? If they're as good as this 'un, this thread may be a long one.

 

I'm still waiting for this chick's number.

 

I'd hit it hard

 

wait in line junior, I got dibs...on the chick.

 

are you talking about the denver bluebird theater?

 

A guy I grew up with had this ****ing problem when he was drunk. One night he woke up and ****ed in the fireplace. Some time later, he went in and ****ed on his Mom while she was asleep. Next day his Dad says " Mark, don't you think you owe your Mom an apology?" I hate to think how many of my teeth Dad would have knocked down my throat if I got drunk and ****ed on Mom.

 

Yes. It's an awesome venue to see a show. Hopefully your evening there will end better than mine did.

 

Pure greatness!!

 

Man I would bang that so hard..Man those things are nice