Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

This is the part where bugs bunny sticks his fingers in his ears.

 

I'm serious. You're gonna have to spell it out for me.

Or are you saying that it's common for her to pee in her floor or common for her to clean up other dudes' pee in her floor. I'm cornfused.

 

I don't know, but I bet whatever it is there is a web site or two out there dedicated to it.

 

Oh, she was not happy in the least. Actually she was extremely mad. But, I'm smooth like an Oklahoma highway.

I've peed in inappropriate places sober when sleeping somewhere new before also. The being really drunk just didn't help.

 

Well, you do listen to Toby Keith...

 

Well, we were all wrong about you. It's not a drinking problem at all. You just have a peeing problem.

 

It's not crazy to clean up after some ______ who pisses on your carpet, and then to keep going out with him?!?

 

You could really take out the 'drinking' or 'peeing' and leave it at I have problems. But they make for some damn fine stories.

Should I go see someone about my sleep-walking? I've woke up in the yard before and all sorts of weird places.

 

You or the wife ever cleaned up vomit that wasn't yours?

I'm telling ya man, she digs my garden.

 

There is a lady who I work with who has a soon to be ex-husband who comes home about twice a month, totally twisted on booze and who knows what else, and pisses in the dishwasher... the sink... the closet... for a while it was funny, but it became just gross after a few months.. I started lauging when once he pissed on the DVD player and almost electrocuted himself...

 

Now I am looking at this thread as a "cry for help."

 

If by cry for help you mean 'I'm a dumbass and I think the fine folks over at SF.com will get a laugh or 200 out of this' then yes, I agree witcha. And it was a nice segue to post a pic of her.

 

Dude, you don't need no stinkin' segue to post more pics of her. In fact, crop yourself out. Save us the trouble.

 

Ya, I had to put tape over 1tc so I didn't have to look at him while abusing myself.

 

eww...

 

Roughing up the "Suspect" eh?

 

Ya, you should see the look on my co-workers' faces.

 

I know, CVS doesn't have to put tape over my face.

 

Hell, CVS put tape over HER face.

 

Heh!!!

BOK.

(boogy on keyboard)