Reason 198456 why I'm a dumbass

I go out on the town last night to catch a Jason Boland show at the Bluebird Theater. The lady I've been seeing for a while meets me there. You guys said to throw her back that there were more crawdads in the creek but I'm still hanging around. Anyhoo, we have a large time and I was going to catch a cab home being as I was overserved and she takes me to her place. All is fine and dandy until sometime while we were asleep I get up and walk over to her door and pee on the carpet. I wake up and she has a bottle of 'pet stain remover' and paper towells. I proceed to apologise and feel like the jackass that I am. She insists it's not that big of a deal and takes me to my car. I'm thinking she's a keeper after last night.


pic of yours truly and the girl with big boobs. How pimp is the Grady County Sheriff's Deputy shirt I have on??

 

I'm thinking she might not be sharing your thoughts.

 

damn. good stuff.

 

sorry, this image is temporarily unavailable

 

You're kidding....right? please?

 

I had a buddy who told me a story about a time where he woke up after a drinking binge and stood up in bed and pissed on his wife.

Why he told me that story, I dunno. But if it makes you feel better, worse has been done.

 

Just tell her you like R. Kelley and wanted to break her in slow.

 

True love is when you can piss on your girlfriends carpet and she keeps you.

 

if she tells her friends, you are finished.

 

How many of the other 198455 reasons also involve too much alcohol? Drunk people are funny.

 

I've heard of people doing this. My BIL has attempted it as a matter of fact.

 

Or at least pass out in the great outdoors somewhere.

 

yep.

sounds like you hit the whiskey after consuming several beers first

 

IF????

 

good point.

 

I wish I could make this stuff up. She has even called me today. Maybe I should quit drinking but then who would you guys laugh at?

 

I dated a girl that had a b/f do this. She didn't seem pleased.

 

Best thread evar.

 

We always have stanley and pat.

 

Dude, call hallmark right now..them and the "Love is..." comic people