Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

Re: How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

Yeah, I'd think buy running high knee I could take out several on the run. Plus, I'm like 230 and pretty quick, so I could club a few of them silly with my fists on the way by.

 

Re: How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

this thread is a michael jackson fantasy come true....

 

Re: How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

First of all, they're coming at you all once--not one at a time. If they knocked you down they'd be like a swarm of fire ants. Try to cover up all you want, but a mess of 5-year-olds playing kickball with your head is going to do some damage. Even if they couldn't knock you unconscious they could pretty quickly render you combat ineffective. I assume that, among other things, they'll be trying to scratch, bite, and gouge you. Five-year-olds are very good at this.

 

merging kicks ass

 

This guy is going to hell.

If you consider bad words on an image NSFW, then don't click. Otherwise, it's fine. Disturbing and hilarious all at the same time.

 

thank goodness they are American kids

if this was in Tokyo or something it would be one huge Kancho-fest

 

heh

 

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You guys should go to the KN PE class at my school. The kids are easily distracted and have a limited ability to follow complex directions (I'd love to see the guy work with them for a full day on martial arts - ha!) and their attention span is generally fairly short. That said, if they were motivated, you wouldn't stand a chance. Of course, you'd have lots of kids injured too - by each other.

 

BUMP

 

http://www.freexe.com/files/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

 

I had to watch two five-year-olds a couple of months ago. They took me down.

 

yeah your minature robster craws put you at a disadvantage.

 

I still discuss this thread all the time.

 

Note to self: Never jokingly suggest anything while in Cambodia unless I actually want it to happen.

 

holy ****

 

that's a hoax, someone posted it like a year ago too

 

i know somebody posted it a year ago. i hadn't read it before.... but it's pretty dang funny. well, in a sick messed-up sorta way.

who writes things like this? can I make a living writing BS stories that people think are true??

 

Ask Stephen Glass and Jayson Blair.