Why don't we argue about cool stuff like this?

This thread reminds me of a movie I saw last night called "Battle Royale".

 

i've been meaning to see that

 

It's definetly an interesting film...you won't see one like it made in the US, that's for sure.

 

I have been re-thinking my strategy......

 

How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

The idea is simple, but there are rules.

1.) You are in an enclosed area about the size of a basketball court. You have no weapons or padding on you. There are no weapons lying around. You can only protect the family jewels (cup).

2.) You cannot touch a wall or use that as a weapon.

3.) These kids want you DEAD. that is, they won't get scared or back off at ALL.

4.) Assume they are all of good health. Also, they've received one day of combat training, to show them what will hurt you, and the correct way to attack.

5.) When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When all the kids are knocked unconscious (amount of kids is somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 figures), you win.


My question is this: how many 5-year olds could you take on at once?

 

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Didn't we already cover this last week?

 

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you could have been practicing thus making your score higher.

 

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That was before we learned about kancho, though.

 

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Yep. And according to my sister, a kindergarten teacher, anybody who thinks they can take on more than a dozen or so at once is crazy.

 

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She has got to be kidding.

 

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When's the last time you were around a mess of five-year-olds?

 

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She may not be able to. 5 year olds are little tiny people. It would be a whole different deal if we were talking about 10 year olds.

 

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Must....resist....Stanley.....underage....joke....

 

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where do you folks come up with this stuff?

 

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i would just pick one up by the ankles and use him like a club.

 

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This was in the other thread too. You'd get tired too quick swing a kid around. I liked the "Roger Craig High Knee" theory, perfect level for their chins...OUT!

 

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I haven't been around a "mess" of them in a while, but I have been around nephews who are about that age. How is a 5 year old going to knock me unconscious? I honestly don't think they have the strength, plus until they get you on the ground, they couldn't hit your head anyways. Once on the ground, cover up.

I'd lay out a dozen 5 year olds in 20 minutes.

 

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This topic was covered ad nauseum last week. How about dredging up that thread?

And how many could I take? All of em'.

 

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I don't think it would take you that long for only 12. Now 50 would be a problem, but 12 you could probably run around picking them off one by one. How hard can it be to knock out a five year old? (did I really just say that?)