First Drink

I drink between 28 and 35 beers per night.

 

But I do it on the way home.

 

Yes, but it would hijack this thread all to ****.

 

Like many, my first sip was at a very early age (4 to 6 probably), fetching my dad beers. I do still drink, less now than I did in my younger days. I really have no idea if that first sip had any bearing on later drinking.

 

Not sure about the very first sip, but my first "real" experience was in the 8th grade. Some buddies and I went to a local high school football game, and one of them had a sister who was a Senior and had turned 18 - this was back when girls could buy beer at 18 but guys had to be 21 (how many of you young 'uns knew that?)

Anyway, I think there were 3 of us and we split a 6-pack of Coors tall boys. And got plowed.

Yes, I still drink, but I think that's more attributable to the environment I grew up in, not just the initial experience. Plus, I like to drink.

 

So, you'd both basically classify yourselves as "non-drinkers", right?

 

No, we drink, we just don't do it to drunk anymore....like Outland said.

 

He's a lightweight.

 

Right, I do it to unwind druring the last hour of the workday and the drive home.

I don't drink at home, I'm a Baptist.

 

OleVet's drank more beer, pissed more blood and banged more quiff than all of you numnut's put together...

 

I've banged OleVet's quiff.

 

I love you...

 

I think his quiff called me on Saturday night.

 

Was it as good fer you as it was for me?

 

Maybe that's why the music in the back ground was so muffled...

 

Vet puts a ball gag in his quiff's mouth at parties.

 

So, what you're saying is that the information I was looking for is before this post and after it is... less so.

For some reason the first time I saw Outland's post about Vet and a ball gag, I saw it as "giraffe quiff". True story.

 

Good quote from a terrible movie.

 

Well besides Church....kidding.....first drink was like at 4 but the one and only time I was drunk was July 4th, 2009.