Wait. Craig James killed 5 hookers? Huh. Who knew? And 50,000 Texans voted for him. I wonder how many Texans would have voted for him if it'd been 5 Mexican hookers?
I just wouldn't want to spread any misinformation about the possibility that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS
I decided to google Craig James to see what he was up to since losing, but no joke, the returns are mostly what Daniel Craig as James Bond is planning to do for the London Olympics. So... what about Mike Leach. Hmm... Just got a QB commit for 2013. The kid is a 4-star according to Yahoo, ESPN and Scout. Go Mikey!
But it's: 1) Fun 2) It apparently makes Craig James angry that people keep saying it 3) It smears James, his bitchy little boy, SMU and other people/organizations that I personally dislike 4) It's summer time, there is no football and what else are we going to do. (well, if we were Nebrakans, we could engage in a cutthroat tiddlywinks tournie, but that's just too far to drive.)
Craig James was just arrested at McDonald's after buying a meal! It's fun googling his name As for Mikey, everyone's still oohing and ahhing over his 4-star QB commit... but he also apparently is trying to make a football fan outta the Wazzu president Linky
Guys. You can't smear CJ like that. It's libel. It simply is not true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. There. I said it.
Because I can't give a Mikey update without bashing Craig James, nyah nyah ESPN named his replacement.