Post a pic of your wife.

Al, we're looking at you.

 

Before NP can post a pic of me, I'll just take care of it.

 

You never do your fur like that anymore...

 

Go on...

 

Props to your dental hygienist badgeriffic.


I can honestly say I do not have a wife.

 

We're not married, just doin the hibbity dibbity.

 

I'm assuming hibbity dibbity means jacking it, right?

 

Sometimes on her stomach.

 

Rolling your sheep over are ya!

 

Hell no!!! You ever taken an upkick from one of those hooves?????

 

My wife, Morgan Fairchild...



Whom I've seen naked.

 

I am not allowed to post pics.....

 

Is she still alive. I haven't seen her in decades.

 

I think she's choking! Quick, Al! Give her mouth-to-mouth!

 

this is him inventing internet porn

 

We have come a long way since those dark times.

 

She's still kicking. I see her on the series Chuck every once in a while.