Of all the spam I've received, this is my favorite subject line:

It's scary how accurately they can target people.

 

heh i was expecting it to say something about increasing penis size :O

 

i read that as "horses" like 3 times before i read it correctly

there is something wrong with me

 

and, sadly, the exact same thing is wrong with me, yermom. i read it the same way.

meds. must. take. meds.

 

Heh, funny you all should mention that. Same thing happened to me.

Perhaps it's because it LOOKS more like "horses" than "whores".

 

the normal women...heh

 

I just read it as that too

 

OHH gawd I thought it was horses....rofl

 

If you're into screwing horses, then I don't think you're in the market for "normal women."

 

hOW DO YOU KNOW ..I mean I am stuck in a rut with the same old sheep ...I mean I like woman ...But the sheep is just right outside my door

 

lmao!!! Who didn't think it said horses at first?

 

I happen to think your wife is a nice girl

 

Nice? Maybe. Normal? Hardly.

And then there's this part: "the normal women won't sleep with you?"

She's my WIFE, remember?





She'll kill me if she ever sees this. And it'll be a slow painful death. This would be a good time to point out that I am totally kidding and that nothing I said in this post even remotely resembles the truth. Except the part where I said I was kidding. And that nothing was true. Except the kidding part.

 

If calling your wife "not normal" is the worst thing she gets... then she should consider herself lucky

My husband called me a dirty skank ho last night.

 

Pic?

 

This deserves a "heh" and a "bump."

A dirty skank ho in Blanchard. Who knew?