I got a "You guys are hillbillies" treatment from a WVU fan today!.

There's a tree on my block. I'm not sure that counts.

 

If you're a WVU fan, you should consider going to the Grand Canyon in the morning on Gameday. There will be plenty of time to raft down the river, and get bach to PHX in time for the game in the afternoon.

 

I'll be waiting at Hoover Dam to pick 'em off!

 

I like trees. Trees are really just great. Period.

What were we talking about anyway?

 

Yet you type west virginia redneck into google image search and you get this:

 

Let's get our fan sterotypes straight:

WE are rednecks.
THEY are hillbillies.

While there are many Redneck stereotype fan bases (not to be confused with AGGY, a vastly different base involving sheep, Swine Barns, and Dead Animal Incinerators), it may be fairly said that West Virginia is the ne plus ultra of Hillbilly fan bases. Indeed, their only close competition as the Hillbilliest of All are the Mountaineers' close cousins (don't even THINK about the implications of mixing hillbilly cousins) in the Ozarks of Arkansas. Even then, the Clampetts of Fayetteville are weak sauce compared to the coonskin-cap wearing moonshiners of Morgantown.

Let's keep our sterotypes straight, please!

 

So you're saying that Bill Callahan was wrong

 

What does it mean when a West Virginian baby is drooling out both corners of his mouth?

The trailer is level.

 

About so many things!...( BTW, I don't remember Sooners being called hillbillies before Callenberger did it. Rednecks, yes, but not hillbillies)

 

West Virginia Medical Terms"

Benign
What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria.

Barium
What you do with dead folks.

Coma
A punctuation mark.

Dilate
To live longer than your kids do.

Enema
Not a friend.

Fester
Quicker than someone else.

Fibula
A small lie.

Impotent
Distinguished, well known.

Morbid
A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates
Cheaper than day rates.

Node
I knew it.

Outpatient
A person who has fainted.

Tablet
A small table to change babies on.

Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the train station.

Tumor
More than one.

Urine
Opposite of mine.

Varicose
Near by.

 

The F'in Hillbillies is an affectionate term now.....

I don't remember the term "Sooner Nation" existing before Smellsofbourbon but there are many who still use it. I dislike the use of that more than the FH comment.

 

It's caught on to take a team's mascot name, and attach the word "nation" to it. Husker Nation, Buckeye nation, Sooner nation, etc.
It doesn't bother me any. The FH tag doesn't bother me, either, but to be called backwards by a REAL hillbilly from West Virginia was a shock, indeed!