Hey JohnnyMack

Did you just call in to "The Buzz" a little while ago?

Just wondering if that was you....I don't remember where you said you lived.

 

Twas I.

I was stuck in traffic on 169.

Morans in pickup trucks.

 

heh.

I thought of somthing while plowing snow yesterday and seeing all those cars and trucks in the ditch:

Alot of people who woke up that day believing they were great drivers, found out later on that they weren't.

Which is sad, really, because the one thing that unites all of humanity is everyone thinks they're a great driver.

 

Low gear and my front wheel drive sled got me where I was going. That and not driving like an idiot.

 

I always wait several hours befor driving after a storm
gives the idiots time to be in the ditch

 

did he request an Elton John, 98 degrees or Clay Aiken song?

 

He was raving about a sale at the Gap.

 

Are they having a buy one get one free deal for man capris?

He loves those.

 

something about some sequin flip flops.

 

must've been Christmas shopping for Dean or Tuba.

 

All I heard him say was Corn 28, Sooners -2.

It was the fabulous Tulsa sports talk station.

 

where you also the same johnnymack that was the OU fan on 97.1 when they were on location before ******?

 

Maybe.

 

No, I got the big black rubber butt plug you asked for.

And SAS, I got you those assless chaps you've had your eye on.

 

Isn't there some contradiction in you wearing assless chaps?

 

No, I got them for you so you and :dean: could reenact your favorite scenes from Brokeback Mountain.

 

SAS, remember, Dean's more of a Johnny Bench type than a Nolan Ryan.

 

op:

 

Well, there's no doubt Dean would prefer a viking to a fruit, but I think he has a soft spot for JM.

Or a stiff rod. Whatever.