Easy things you can't do

I can't whistle or snap my fingers. Never could. It's tragic and embarrassing when my 9 year old niece tries to teach me.

 

I can't whistle.


I also can't pee standing up....

 

I can't swim. Had lessons twice as a kid, just can't do it. Unless you count holding your nose and closing your eyes. It's just not happening.

I can whistle, but not real loud and certainly not with a song.

 

oh dont kid yourself - you can do this.......perhaps not without pee running down your legs......but you can

 

I can't whistle..I also can't be not allsome...

 

You could break her limbs if it pisses you off.....2nd degree.

 

I can't pee sitting down at Dean's Tailgate.

 

Not get banned.

 

i have difficulty with this as well

is there a support group or something?

i had to relearn how to whistle after getting braces. i still can't do it as loud as i could beforehand

 

Can't whistle. Can't open my eyes under water, that freaks me out. Can't put in eye drops, that freaks me out.

 

jeezus is there anybody in your family that likes women?

 

True. I can pee standing up. I lied.

 

Putting Q-tips in my ears freaks me out. I'm not bashful when it comes to putting things in my other orificies though.

 

check please!

 

I can't root for any pro sports team from Dallass.

 

Thats funny right there!!

 

The ladies here at SF aren't very talented.

 

I am having trouble thinking of something easy I can't do. So I guess remembering things I can't do is the easy thing I can't do.

 

You can't walk upright on a regular basis.


You're welcome.

 

I'm better at sucking than blowing.