Next time when you masturbate, please use lube....it keeps the grass fires from starting! That was some pretty wicked flames coming from Stickross Mtn rod, but the news said 2 homes burned, thank god it didn't get into some of those open fields or they would not have been able to get it under control quick enough.
Weren't me, I always use extra lube.:texan: This year we went from ice and snow straight to floods and tornadoes and then ungodly heat and grass fires. It's the end times, I say.