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All Hail Xenu!!

Discussion in 'South Oval' started by soonerbrat, Jan 6, 2006.


  1. soonerbrat

    soonerbrat Not Exactly Right

    this is weird....
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    Scientology is a cult that tries to present itself to people as a normal, everyday religion. This could not be farther from the truth.

    The belief system of this religion is based around a "Space Opera" that happened millions of years ago. An evil galactic overlord, Xenu, collected all the billions of people from 76 planets and broght them to earth. Xenu then stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with H bombs. He then implanted their souls with false memories. According to Scientologists, there are a few thousand clusters of these confused souls now in all of our heads. The Church of Scientology has cleverly figured out a way to get rid of these souls. You can pay them a lot of money.

    People who do not devote their lives to Scientology are considered to be bad, and Scientology members are told that they should stay far away from them. Thus, Scientologists become isolated from their friends and their families. This is a brainwashing, isolating cult.

    Tom Cruise belongs to this cult, which claims to have 8 to 15 million members. Actual current membership is estimated at 40,000 to 80,000 worldwide. According to Scientology, you must give them all of your money, get rid of all your friends and family who are not also in Scientology and you must work to recruit other humans to become Scientology members. The more humans you recruit to this cult, the more auditing sessions you can receive for free. Auditing sessions produce a drug like feeling from the equipment and vitamins that are used. You can also purchase auditing sessions for around $1,500 an hour. Auditing sessions get you to higher levels in the cult.


    Tom Cruise is an OT level 7. This level gives you the ability to fly and move stuff with your mind. It is rumored that the highest level in Scientology, OT level 8, informs you that L. Ron Hubbard is the antichrist. The most interesting part of OT8 is that it gives you the ability to kill people with your mind. There is an OT level 15, but Scientologists believe that none of us will ever see it in our lifetime. According to them, OT 15 doesn't happen until sometime in the distant future. Scientology is just like Dungeons and Dragons or any other role playing game, except it is a religion. Because of this they don't have to pay taxes either.


    This cult / religion that Tom Cruise believes in, was created by L. Ron Hubbard (a science fiction writer) back in the early 1950's. He also created fake businesses that could be used as fronts for The Church of Scientology to gain new members and also avoid taxes. One of these scam companies is called Narconon.

    L. Ron believed the way to become a millionaire was to create a religion, so that is exactly what he did.
     
  2. Sooner_Bob

    Sooner_Bob SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Re: Scientology, wow!!

    Whoa.
     
  3. Widescreen

    Widescreen SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Why bother with special effects in his movies then?

    THAT would be awesome. It would be like being a scanner.
     
  4. Mjcpr

    Mjcpr SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    I remember way back when this thread was called something else.

    Good times.
     
  5. Mjcpr

    Mjcpr SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    How do you know it is special effects?
     
  6. soonerbrat

    soonerbrat Not Exactly Right



    i like the new title better...it's a work in progress.
     
  7. 1stTimeCaller

    1stTimeCaller SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    yep. back in the day just drinking Crystal Pepsi and reading a thread titled Scientology, wow. I miss those days.
     
  8. crawfish

    crawfish SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    must....learn.....more.....
     
  9. Herr Scholz

    Herr Scholz SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    One of the best South Parks ever:

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. royalfan5

    royalfan5 Superbia in Proelio

    L.Ron Hubbard- best religon founder ever to come out of Nebraska.
     
  11. TheHumanAlphabet

    TheHumanAlphabet SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Sooo,

    Is this something like the buried golden tablets that require the beer goggles to read and interpret?

    At least that was about getting a chick to bed in spite of being married. Was Ron looking for nooky as well, or was he just that messed up?
     
  12. Herr Scholz

    Herr Scholz SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Just looking to get rich. Which he did.
     
  13. Fugue

    Fugue SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    $ and messed up too. I believe Ron was a follower of A. Crowley for a time.
     
  14. Mjcpr

    Mjcpr SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Ozzy! RAWK!

    \m/
     
  15. crimsonrose

    crimsonrose New Member

    wow...very intresting
     
  16. SoonerWood

    SoonerWood New Member

    And to think I've been nothing but glib all this time.
     
  17. Penguin

    Penguin SoonerFans.com Elite Member

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