9-16 college football

scoring orgy

 

It's too bad the betting here is closed. UTEP would be showing me da money! Looks like nobody got in on this action. Why it it closed so early?

 

Heh! 150K on UTEP.

 

shhhhhhh...it's a secret.

 

Well let's just see what magic Mike "Smack Dat Booty" Price can manage for this game.

 

What the heck . . . I'll lay 20,000 on the Miners.

 

Yeah, this one's lookin' good.

 

What? I only need UTEP to outscore 'em by 24 in the 2nd half and shut 'em down. In the bag.

 

Heh. Don't we look silly now. Baylor better not let me down.

 

After Howzit lost it all in the S&L scandals of the 80's he rebuilt his wealth but lost it again when the tech bubble crashed and his tech heavy portfolio was wiped out. Then he invested in a little company called Enron; which didn't end up so well for him. So he's turned his fortunes to college football gambling, where his aggressive wager on the UTEP Miners is sure to get him back in the black.

 

You forgot the part about hunting down JohnnyMack, cutting off his gentalia, and then feeding them to him. Oh wait...that's yet to come.

 

wink ****ing wink.

 

Was that over the top?

How about, **** you UTEP. May you burn in hell and be annexed by Juarez.

 

NOT so fast...

 

Nope. I was right. **** you UTEP. May you burn in hell and be annexed by Juarez.

 

hehe

 

[size=-3]nice to know my password's not safe...[/size]