Coach Jones

Saves the string from Used Tampons for tooth floss!

 

Is glad he doesn't have the worst job of the "UT" coaches!

 

married a woman who is half bear the other half cat. Ewww!

 

is already working on excuses for his post game press conference.

 

....takes selfies in the buff....with kittens

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Is it unusual to do that?

 

It is when the kittens are licking orange creamsickle juice off of him.

 

Spits Loogies and Pisses in the shower, While his Team is in it!

 

... is looking forward to when "I am Cait" comes out on blue ray.

 

asks people what pronoun they prefer being called.

 

Has Govols wipe hisass for him with dry corn cobs

 

Has the UT logo on his Prius

 

... is Sgt. Carter's illegitimate son. Yea, Sgt. Carter was shocked too.

 

Did he go for the haircut because of his name? Or was the haircut named for him? THIS is the question!

 

... likes to bring the swagger.

 

Then wipes his *** with govols when he's out of corn.

 

HAHA, and I thought OU fans actually had a little class! I guess every school has those "Special" fans. Go Big Orange!

 

Its a Joke thread, Govols is a poster who has shown he deserves ridicule

 

Simmer down. We do this every week with every opposing head coach.

If you want to know why "govols" is being targeted, this should give you some good reading: http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/sh...rday-morning-thoughts-regarding-Joe-Mixon-etc

 

... wants NotaSooner to come play on the monkey bars.