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Fake Tits

Discussion in 'South Oval' started by KantoSooner, Aug 8, 2013.


  1. cleller

    cleller SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    The lack of photos in this thread continues to surprise and disappoint me.
     
  2. olevetonahill

    olevetonahill Well-Known Member

  3. cleller

    cleller SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    That's low.

    Oh my god. Only you can delete that.
     
  4. olevetonahill

    olevetonahill Well-Known Member

    Well, you wanted a Pic, quitcherbitchin.:cocksure:
     
  5. 8timechamps

    8timechamps Administrator

    Dammit vet.

    Just dammit!
     
  6. olevetonahill

    olevetonahill Well-Known Member

    :cocksure:
     
  7. TheUnnamedSooner

    TheUnnamedSooner Well-Known Member

    I go by this motto:

    If I've seen one set of tits, well..... I want to see them all.

    Even the old lady's in vets pic. ;)
     
  8. SanJoaquinSooner

    SanJoaquinSooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

  9. Jacie

    Jacie SoonerFans.com Elite Member

  10. stoopified

    stoopified SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    That photo is one of the few occassions where I am thankful for my visual limitations.Still that is an unsavory image I may never be able to erase.
     
  11. olevetonahill

    olevetonahill Well-Known Member

    Had to fight Frag Mag off long enough to get the Pic :cocksure:
     
  12. SanJoaquinSooner

    SanJoaquinSooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    But then I recall how forgettable Demi Moore was in Blame It On Rio, before she bought a new rack.
     
  13. OU68

    OU68 New Member

    From the lake, that aint a motorboat, it's a f**n pontoon boat!
     
  14. the_ouskull

    the_ouskull Well-Known Member

    As a man not with limited knowledge of the topic material, might I offer a bit of my own veritas?

    - They all taste the same.
    - If a girl wanted them, she probably had a reason. Let her.
    - If you don't like them, move along. Someone will, no matter how poor an idea liking them may be.
    - If they don't like them, they can change or remove them. It's not like removing a kidney and changing your mind about it later.
    - If a girl is going to spend the money, she needs to get it done right. No "plus if you act now" bullsh*t. Do the research, or spend the money on a bike pump and some Ziploc baggies... and the bruises of Sunday football in the park to prove it.

    I've seen bad, bad jobs. (Almost always at strip clubs...) Like, the girl's t*ts looked like a walleyed fish-kinda bad. But, I've also seen really, REALLY good jobs. Like, even after grabbing it (I'm being modest. Playing with it. Molesting it, if you remove the negative connotation of the word.) I still had to ask, because I wasn't sure. They were that (un)real.

    I'm a boob guy, so I'm a fan, sure. However, a really poorly-done job can absolutely ruin an otherwise attractive woman. There's a line, man. Make no mistake.

    the_ouskull
     
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  15. olevetonahill

    olevetonahill Well-Known Member

    Danny, Tits is Tits , Kinda like an ole Gals HooHaw the Worst I ever had was WONDERFUL !
     
  16. DCSooner

    DCSooner Relax, I'm Cleared.

    Those of you that know me KNOW I am a big fan.
     
  17. 8timechamps

    8timechamps Administrator

    Nobody "knows" you. You're just a memory. A delicious, man memory.
     
  18. Jerk

    Jerk SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Tittays and beer
    Thank God I'm not queer
     
  19. KantoSooner

    KantoSooner SoonerFans.com Elite Member

    Just what will you give me,
    for your titties and beer?
    I s'pose you notice this little contract, here?
     

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