Texas Haiku 2012

Mountaineers scored lots
Sooners finally gelling
wh0rn side empty at half

 

Squeaked by Pokie State
Exposed by the Mountaineers
Sooners bring the pain

 

Whorns defense suspect
Landry to go 3 and 0
Williams to endzone

 

Horns will lose badly
to the Sooners on game day
Take it to the bank

 

Hickory, Dickory, Dock...
Texas sucks--

Oh, wait... you said haikus?

Texas was on top
'til Colt injured his shoulder
Where have they been since?

 

whorns were feeling good
now two losses in a row
all is right again

 

Texas sucks Texas
sucks texas sucks texas sucks
texas sucks my meat

 

Tuesday afternoon,
RBR Meltdown reveals
that horns know their fate.

 

Saturday at Colt's
Burnt orange everywhere
A loud knock, "Who's there?"

Mimosa in hand,
Colt stumbles to the front door.
"Vince! Long time, no see."

Handshake and bro hug,
they return to the TV.
They scream "Not again?!?"

Half the Cotton Bowl
happily scream themselves hoarse
horns hum Gotye

 

Tricky wind sometimes
Hornfans always leave in droves
Mack is still clapping

 

Yes, overrated
Is always the Texass way
Sooners win baby

 

Coach Stoops said himself
"Who'd want to wear that color?"
Crimson always rules

Those who wear burnt orange
Always find themselves saying
"Oh please make it stop!"

 

Bevo could not stand to watch last year
So said Burnt Furberger
There's a Crimson Storm on the horizon

Boomer

 

saxet sucks
saxet Bite my azz
saxet sucks

 

Pre Dally Rally
Do the Phi Delts still do that?
Drink red, pee orange.

 

Two teams battle
Crimson players rule
Texas knows its fate

 

All the world's talent
success remains elusive
UT's coaches suck

 

fairweather steer fans
game is over at the half
Round Up Saloon time

 

One day more. We'll be
ready for these schoolboys who'll
wet themselves with blood.

courtesy Boublil/Kretzmer