An " In Honor Of Homey" Drunkytown

A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

 

Vid of Homey

 

spek

 

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

 

op:

 

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair !" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

 

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

 

Hey OV...I got a hypothetical question...you ready?

 

I SAID...are you ready?

 

you betcha

 

I said You Betcha
Pay tention

 

heh.

 

heh

 

OK...

It's been a real long week.

The car breaking down and Mom and Dad moving into their new digs and a few other things like SPEK going away have forced me to breakout the Crown Royal.

I'm feeling like I might get pretty loose with my posting from here on out.

I noticed that you have evidently gotten a few yellowcards?

I ask as I'm thinking I might get drunk enough that I get a red card or worse.

That being said....

Do you think I'll still be welcome as a sponsor at the tailgates once I let loose?



I've been keeping lots in my belly and I think there is an alien trying to get out. The Crown seems to disturb him.

 

How Long I gotta be ready ?
The Viagra Is gonna wear off .

 

Hell, I might stick around for a while tonight after all. op:

 

Heh.

 

I just got a 2 pointer fer allegdly Callin a Troll Names
I Posted 3 Names HE said He had Been Called
I then Dropped Down and said Id Call Him what I want and Thats a Troll
That being said
Yea I think Yer still Welcome at the TGs
If Not swing By here and Pick up a Jug of the OVJ .
Im cookin More to Make sure theres enough for all Of em anyway.

 

With the SPEK threads petered out the place is kinda boring. A StoopTroup meltdown might be the only thing worth seeing around here.