Home of the...../Stand or sit

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with b o l o g n a

[Mississippi Sooner]

liverwurst and gubernment cheese was the bomb back in the day.

Yeah, the gubment cheese was one of the few things ever worth eating in the Bing High cafeteria. I actually miss it.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

man I miss that cheese.. one sammich and I would be constipated for a week

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I outta make one and take some pain pills and go see OUDoc

[tator]

I can't believe this topic is still going. And why are coaches and players commenting about the national anthem? Don't they have a football game to worry about?

[SoonerPr8r]

Now that we have the Home of the Brave Sooners issue solved (blown out of proportion) Lets start in on the sit/stand issue......aaaaand go:pop:

[tator]

Ok, I lied. I can believe it.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I outta make one and take some pain pills and go see OUDoc

Pain pills constipate me more than cheese.

'Course you ain't supposed to take a handful at a time. Might have something to do with it.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

[Mississippi Sooner]

My last post was relevant to the stand/sit issue.^^^

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Pain pills constipate me more than cheese.

'Course you ain't supposed to take a handful at a time. Might have something to do with it.

thats what im sayin..some gubmint cheese and pain meds, you could build a house with those **** bricks

[stoops the eternal pimp]

my last post was relevant to the hard/**** issue

[Mississippi Sooner]

http://i52.tinypic.com/qzrfv9.png

[stoops the eternal pimp]

those kind you dont have to worry about them floating back up when you flush because they got so much weight to em they go right to the bottom

[Mississippi Sooner]

Yeah, when they actually splash water out of the terlet, you know you've hit a winner.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I dropped one a while back that I thought would crack the porcelain

[Soonerntxs]

I dropped one and after the splash back, felt sorry for the thing! Man that water was cold:eek: !

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I voided the warranty on the toilet at Carl's jr a few weeks ago..

[Soonerntxs]

I voided the warranty on the toilet at Carl's jr a few weeks ago..

YOU WIN!

My BOSS JUST asked why I was crying!

ROTFLMAO

[Mississippi Sooner]

I strained so hard taking a Mack one Christmas morning, I coulda swore I saw a baby reindeer laughing at me.

[Soonerntxs]

I strained so hard :O I blew the rear seal to my turd cutter and now I smoke and leak out from time to time!:eek:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

this thread has definitely taken a turn for the better

[Mississippi Sooner]

Heck, I'd give it five stars, but I don't have thread rating privileges.

[OUDizzle]

home of the **** bricks

[saucysoonergal]

Needs more cheese curds and vajazzling.

[Soonerntxs]

Heck, I'd give it five stars, but I don't have thread rating privileges.

Hell, i'm just trying to break 200 posts (while @ wrk)!:D

[C&CDean]

You didn't just type "vajazzling" did you? I mean who doesn't need a little vajajajazz?

[SoonerPr8r]

I had the opposite problem. I was going every 30 min and by the end of the day I felt like I had a ring of fire around back

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I've blown out my O ring a time or too, especially after some good mexican food

[Soonerntxs]

and it burns, burns, burns....that ring of fire!


Quick, who?



Thats right Johnny!

[C&CDean]

I've blown out my O ring a time or too, especially after some good mexican food

You know it's good when you've melted your wax seal.

[Soonerntxs]

I've blown out my O ring a time or too, especially after some good mexican food

Is this a warning shot for this weekend?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

yup...Im already trying to map out alternative poop shooting locations because I'll melt a hole right in the bottom of those mobile **** tanks

[Mississippi Sooner]

Be sure to mix Mexican food with lots of tequila. That turns it into a regular blue flame shooting out your ***.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I may need to bring some ice cream to ease overheating

[saucysoonergal]

Who went and stunk up this thread? ;)

[Soonerntxs]

yup...Im already trying to map out alternative poop shooting locations because I'll melt a hole right in the bottom of those mobile **** tanks

Duck Pond off limits, I called it first!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Who went and stunk up this thread? ;)

~raises hand and ducks head~

[Soonerntxs]

Who went and stunk up this thread? ;)

They did < >:eek:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

It started with gubmint cheese and I added pain meds and poop

[saucysoonergal]

You are a fantastic multi-tasker!

[texaspokieokie]

this thread has turned to poop.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Wasn't it always, really?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

You are a fantastic multi-tasker!

thanks...I do all my best facebook posting from the ****ter

[saucysoonergal]

You should try eating a sandwich while you are in there. It was all the rage around these parts a few years back.

[Soonerntxs]

Ok, I followed them after I posted my cheese curd request on OP thread and got accused of geying up that Charlie Foxtrot thread!

[saucysoonergal]

Mama always said Ghey is as Ghey does.






;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

You should try eating a sandwich while you are in there. It was all the rage around these parts a few years back.

mmm...Sometimes the smell of my own crap makes me wanna vomit, so I don't know if that would be a good idea

[Mississippi Sooner]

The critics just had two words for it. **** sandwich.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YSj9VerPFmY/SfZvUJGyv2I/AAAAAAAABqc/unIDBW2bSUk/s400/sharksandwich0gy.jpg

[Soonerntxs]

mmm...drinking COFFEE makes me wana take a crap!

[JohnnyMack]

I'm about to Hasslehoff this thread.

[SoonerPr8r]

I'm about to Hasslehoff this thread.

You are going to shirtlessly sing to it in German?

[soonermagicgirl]

Saying BRAVE at the end of a song doesn't make you any more patriotic than going to church makes you a christian.

Say it, dont say it. To each his own.

[Collier11]

missed the whole thread did ya

[CrimsonJim]

And this thread was just starting to get fun! :(

[CrimsonJim]

I don't know how I feel about naming somebody's bologna after me

They must have some small balogna! :eek:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

They must have some small balogna! :eek:

:mad: :D

[Mississippi Sooner]

They must have some small balogna! :eek:

Cocktail wienie?

Heh, I said...

[StoopTroup]

Anyone gonna go with Home of the Muslims?

[CrimsonRez]

Fire Venables!

[SoonerPr8r]

Fire Martinez!






I am just pre-empting everyone for when he takes over for Vulnerables once he goes and takes a HC job somewhere.

[Soonerntxs]

Well, since we have exhausted the 1st part of this thread, I felt it my duty to ask a question that will sure me the way to my 200th post today!

Stand or sit....wait for it!


Q: My butt is always going numb by like 2 minutes in the 1st 2 minutes. Can someone tell me how to solve this problem?

FUN, FUN, FUN!

Now over to you, Bob.

[SoonerPr8r]

I have a solution but it involves disempacting so we kinda did cover that.

[Soonerntxs]

I was thinking stadium remodel with chairs for my tooch!

[jumperstop]

I was thinking stadium remodel with chairs for my tooch!

I honestly wish they had individual seats with arm rest. It would keep everyone out of my seat. Either the seats are too small or there are too many fat asses on my row, but I am always litteraly one seat further down than I should be and then the two people on the end next to me are hanging off the row. Do they cram too many seats in these rows on purpose or is this just a problem I'm having with all the fat people on my row.

[Soonerntxs]

I saw on TV that the Gov. now says that Mac Donalds is the blame for an increase in my arse girth.:eek: I however, see that it is my fault for eating at Mac Donalds and ordering the 3000 cal burger, 2000 cal malt, 4000 cal fries and a 0 cal diet coke.:D So, I would say that it is..............Mac Donalds fault and so with no fault of you, your row of (Me's) need to just say NO! and start eating at Subway!

Now on a serious note: The numbers are way to close together! and I am not a paid actor for any sponser of this post.:pop:

[josh09]

After thinking about it, I doubt most of the students even realize there's a controversy about this, except for the announcer saying it before games. They probably just think it's Boren trying to change it.

[josh09]

Oh, and fire Venables!!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

it was almost gone..

[C&CDean]

*******.

[soonersponge]

Game Over. OU sells the poster:

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i84/SoonerPride1/IMG_0680.jpg

[BoulderSooner79]

Can't trump capitalism.

[XingTheRubicon]

There's pictures of people pooping on eachother, doesn't mean the Cleveland Steamer is vindicated in any way.

[StoopTroup]

Home of the Sooners!

[olevetonahill]

Ive eaten Dog , Aint bad at all , and the Poop looks like regular poop
jes sayin

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Probably not like the poop I dropped today though...Simple Simons buffet tore me up

[olevetonahill]

Probably not like the poop I dropped today though...Simple Simons buffet tore me up

If ya ate ate Simple Simons ya needed tore up .:eek:

[StoopTroup]

The Star Spangled Banner
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?*

On the shore dimly seen thro' the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream:
'T is the star-spangled banner: O, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash'd out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O, thus be it ever when freemen shall stand,
Between their lov'd homes and the war's desolation;
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserv'd us as a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust"
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

During the War of 1812, on September 13, 1814, Francis Scott Key visited the British fleet in Chesapeake Bay to secure the release of Dr. William Beanes, who had been captured after the burning of Washington DC. The release was secured, but Key was detained on ship overnight during the shelling of Fort McHenry, one of the forts defending Baltimore. In the morning, he was so delighted to see the American flag still flying over the fort that he began a poem to commemorate the occasion. Entitled "The Star Spangled Banner", the poem soon attained wide popularity as sung to the tune "To Anacreon in Heaven". The origin of this tune is obscure, but it may have been written by John Stafford Smith, a British composer born in 1750. "The Star Spangled Banner" was officially made the National Anthem by Congress in 1931, although already adopted as such by the Army and Navy.


No mention of the Air Force. :D

[CrimsonRez]

The Star Spangled Banner
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?*

On the shore dimly seen thro' the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream:
'T is the star-spangled banner: O, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash'd out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O, thus be it ever when freemen shall stand,
Between their lov'd homes and the war's desolation;
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserv'd us as a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust"
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

During the War of 1812, on September 13, 1814, Francis Scott Key visited the British fleet in Chesapeake Bay to secure the release of Dr. William Beanes, who had been captured after the burning of Washington DC. The release was secured, but Key was detained on ship overnight during the shelling of Fort McHenry, one of the forts defending Baltimore. In the morning, he was so delighted to see the American flag still flying over the fort that he began a poem to commemorate the occasion. Entitled "The Star Spangled Banner", the poem soon attained wide popularity as sung to the tune "To Anacreon in Heaven". The origin of this tune is obscure, but it may have been written by John Stafford Smith, a British composer born in 1750. "The Star Spangled Banner" was officially made the National Anthem by Congress in 1931, although already adopted as such by the Army and Navy.


No mention of the Air Force. :D

So when we say "and the home of the brave" we say it as a question?

[StoopTroup]

So when we say "and the home of the brave" we say it as a question?

Yeah but not for the Air Force...they don't exist. :D ;)

[Fraggle145]

So when we say "and the home of the brave" we say it as a question?

I pointed that out like 15 pages ago... BURRPPP

[StoopTroup]

I pointed that out like 15 pages ago... BURRPPP

I suppose you'll want some sort of medal for being so brave? :D

[Fraggle145]

I suppose you'll want some sort of medal for being so brave? :D

I'll take a poster...

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i84/SoonerPride1/IMG_0680.jpg

[StoopTroup]

He doesn't work there anymore.

[delhalew]

You would think that everyone would already be aware that in Oklahoma, Sooner football is right up there with God and Country.

[CrimsonJim]

nm...I'm not getting sucked into this thing again. Nuh uh!

[olevetonahill]

On the Stand er sit thing
I prefer to Sit when I poop , If i poop standing up its kinda messy :eek:

[CrimsonJim]

But if ya sit when ya pee, ya lose yer man card! ;)

[olevetonahill]

But if ya sit when ya pee, ya lose yer man card!

Yea well just go ahead and take it then , Cause I tried to stand and pee while i was sittin and Pooping . Made a turrible mess.

[CrimsonJim]

Not a good multitasker, are ya?

[StoopTroup]

Vet knows teh difference between **** and shine-ola.

[CrimsonJim]

Vet knows teh difference between **** and shine.

FIFY. YWIA. ;)

[StoopTroup]

I don't know what that means.

[CrimsonJim]

I don't know whether to **** or wind my watch.

[birddog]

in the health care field, STEP, it's just called a BM. course, they do ask you to categorize the BM. they have their documentation requirements fer bowel movements of their patients.

you got yer small BM. and your standard sized BM. in some cases they've been known to dust off their "large BM" label and apply it when applicable (not as rare as you might think). and then you've got yer big boy...the XL BM. that's fer the fellers who consume too much acetaminophene in their pain pills ie taking more than recommended :D and compliment that with the consumption of a block of cheese the size of a car battery and you've got problems, mister.

never had OVJ and i apologize fer that but they've recently added a section fer "loose" BM and i've heard enuf to know that 98% of the denizens who drank that will soon experience one of these.

just call me the Arse Man

[olevetonahill]

So yer a self professed Arsehole then huh ?:D

[birddog]

i've dabbled in anusology

[birddog]

and eating blocks o cheese.

[olevetonahill]

i've dabbled in anusology

Was ya the pitcher or da catcher ?:eek:

[birddog]

talking sorority houses, man.

[birddog]

actually i was talking bout gastroyadayada issues with step's petrified poo. perhaps this is an improper forum for that discussion.:D

[birddog]

gotta go....HOME OF THE MOTHER SCRATCHING BRAVE!!!!


followed by a BOOMER SOONER tomorrow, ya A-HOLES!!!

[badger]

OK, good job you guys. I hear a lot of "brave" in this video :D

Link (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/article.aspx?subjectid=384&articleid=20100918_296_0_NORMAN95853)

[pilobolus]

So, was the fly over supposed to mask the students saying sooners instead of brave, but they just slightly mistimed it? Was this Joe C.'s secret plan?

[yankee]

i hate to bring this subject up again, but does anybody know or have a link that shows how long Sooner fans have been saying "home of the sooners" instead of home of the brave? i'm doin a presentation on this tomorrow, and i think that would be an interesting fact to present.

[Collier11]

It has started in the last 10-15 years

[Crucifax Autumn]

To hear some people around here talk you'd think an Oklahoman reached over Francis Scott Key's shoulder and scratched out "brave", wrote "Sooners", and bitch-slapped him.

[sooner59]

Francis...heh. I bet he went by Scott. :D

[goingoneight]

It has started in the last 10-15 years

I went to every home game in 2000, then didn't make another one til 2003. In 2000, never heard "Home of the Sooners :mad:." I don't remember if it was at the UNT 2003 game or not, but I definitely heard it at a few B-Ball games and thought "oh, God (facepalm)..."

[Collier11]

Ive been going since 97 and the first I remember was the early 2000s, I couldnt tell you the exact year though

[JLEW1818]

i don't see it stopping, ever. ..

[Leroy Lizard]

i hate to bring this subject up again, but does anybody know or have a link that shows how long Sooner fans have been saying "home of the sooners" instead of home of the brave? i'm doin a presentation on this tomorrow, and i think that would be an interesting fact to present.

Tough course.

[Leroy Lizard]

Francis...heh. I bet he went by Scott. :D

Also, I don't like nobody singing "Sooners" at the end of our National Anthem. Now, any of you homos sing "Sooners," and I'll kill you.

http://perfunction.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d896453ef0120a4cceaba970b-800wi

[sooner59]

LL requests that I remove this content.

[Leroy Lizard]

Botched the quote dude. Whatever you were trying to do, you killed it.

You need some tips from Collier. In another thread, I used the word "bar," and he changed it to "gay bar." Totally stymied me. That is just one of many tips Collier can provide because he's just that good.

[Collier11]

Leroy, no one is hating on you, dont be so sensitive my man. If you enjoy Monday nights at the gay bar then by all means, go find you a solid tight end

[sooner59]

Also, I like singing "Sooners" at the end of our National Anthem. Now, any of you homos sing "Sooners," and I'll kiss you.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Kiss-me-guido.jpg

There. You're welcome.

[Leroy Lizard]

Leroy, no one is hating on you, dont be so sensitive my man. If you enjoy Monday nights at the gay bar then by all means, go find you a solid tight end

How does he do it? He even used "tight end," alluding to football.

[CrimsonJim]

I taught him well.

[Leroy Lizard]

There. Your welcome.

First of all, it's "you're welcome." Second of all, everyone knows that once you blow a joke you can't recover it. It blows the timing.

[Collier11]

How does he do it? He even used "tight end," alluding to football.

LEROY LOVES WIENER!


There, is that better :D

[sooner59]

First of all, "I love Mack Brown's tiny d***." Second of all, everyone knows that once you blow a whorn, you can't recover. I blow.

Sorry I disappointed you. I will try better next time when I'm not drunk from MNF. :D

[saucysoonergal]

Sorry I disappointed you. I will try better next time when I'm not drunk from MNF. :D

You can get drunk from MNF? Who knew? ;)

[yankee]

Tough course.

my choice of topic.

[SoonerPr8r]

Zombie Bump
http://moviestorm.s3.amazonaws.com/msdb/a30db9177007d8645d30b7f8a5438b3872ed1a9e/ScreenShot078.jpg

Its off season and dead around here...... :pop: :pop: :pop:

[JLEW1818]

i yell sooner each time

my right as a sooner and an American


:)

[Jello Biafra]

i yell sooner each time

my right as a sooner and an American


:)

and awaaaaay we go

[LakeRat]

and awaaaaay we go

Predicting another 20 pages. It won't catch the "Delete Me".

[SoonerPr8r]

ya this one only got to 30 after being hijacked by nonsense for a while

[oudavid1]

.

[Sooner74]

I smell fear in the Air.

[OUVarsityXV]

The home of the Sooners!! Get over it.

[badger]

I have started yelling "brave" after singing imperfectly in key the rest of the song. It makes people give WTF looks just as much as opposing fans that have never heard "SOONERS!" at the end of that song before (or those who have that are quite aware of this 'tradition' but act all indignantly offended)

In any event, you know Stoops wants you to say "Brave" so unless you hate Stoops, do what he says. Who's your visor daddy?

[JLEW1818]

i heard Stoops yell "Sooner" :)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Jlew yells "horns"

[SoonerPr8r]

I have started yelling "brave" after singing imperfectly in key the rest of the song. It makes people give WTF looks just as much as opposing fans that have never heard "SOONERS!" at the end of that song before (or those who have that are quite aware of this 'tradition' but act all indignantly offended)

In any event, you know Stoops wants you to say "Brave" so unless you hate Stoops, do what he says. Who's your visor daddy?

Who's your visor daddy? Should be your sig.....or the motto for the 2011 season.

[badger]

It's what I used to call Spurrier - he was Stoops' visor daddy, because that seems to be where he got that fashion advice from :)

Mike's kept the tradition up, but Mark seems to have gone with a hat. Shame shame, dishonor to the family :mad:





;)

[deweydw]

My first home game, 2008 TCU. When everyone yelled SOONER'S!! at the end of the anthem. I was blown away. It was a very cool experience. One that I was not expecting. If I'm able to make a home game this year. I will be yelling SOONER'S.

[SoonerPr8r]

My first home game, 2008 TCU. When everyone yelled SOONER'S!! at the end of the anthem. I was blown away. It was a very cool experience. One that I was not expecting. If I'm able to make a home game this year. I will be yelling SOONER'S.

Yes but will you sit or stand?

[deweydw]

Yes but will you sit or stand?


Stand, the only way to go.

[SoonerPr8r]

Then be prepared to be yelled at

[deweydw]

Let me rephrase that answer.


I yell Sooner

I stand when others stand... i sit when others sit...

[crackback]

When I see someone yell Sooners he typically looks like someone I also envision having 1,000+ posts on a message board.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I'm going to stand right now.

And go to the breakroom and get me some nacho cheese Doritos.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

When I see someone yell Sooners he typically looks like someone I also envision having 1,000+ posts on a message board.

please tell how you would envision someone who has 1000+ posts..

[SoonerPr8r]

Hey i just realized i have over 1,000+ posts! :D Thanks ***crack

[JRAM]

SCUM !!!!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

99% of the people that scream Sooners at the end of the anthem arent singing the anthem anyway.......they're just waiting for an excuse to yell Sooners

i'd have less problem with it if those yelling Sooners actually SANG the entire anthem - but they arent....ever

[SouthCarolinaSooner]

I love OU more than America, therefore I stand and yell Sooners

[Fraggle145]

99% of the people that scream Sooners at the end of the anthem arent singing the anthem anyway.......they're just waiting for an excuse to yell Sooners

i'd have less problem with it if those yelling Sooners actually SANG the entire anthem - but they arent....ever

Good. Then you dont have a problem with me.

[3rdgensooner]

I'm going to stand right now.

And go to the breakroom and get me some nacho cheese Doritos.

You get your nacho cheese Doritos from the bathroom?