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I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!
Sure Dokken is pretty good for a neophite, but I have turned people off more interesting threads with inane responses, confusing smack, really bad farks and some great thread hijackings.
I have my own terrorist cell and it includes only me. I will kill all of your thread you dirty infidels.
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Then get to crackin' on killing this entire first page, willya? ;)
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I will soon be the champ. Does anything you've done ever rival the "Afternoon Delight" analysis?
Think about the name of the group for just a second...Starland Vocal Band.
Two questions:
(1) Where exactly is this Starland?
and
(2) Wait a minute...I hear instruments in the song! I thought this was a "vocal" band! Who are these frauds?
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I dunno. From what I've seen, bri has the kiss of death, too. lyrics - aaarrrrgh....
And in all due modesty (greenest rookie though I may be) many threads die for lack of interest as soon as I post anything at all - even stuff that's supposed to be good. :( My dumb, uninformed, boring posts are the very angel of death.
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Ok, first off, I haven't even goten in to my take of the two sides of Crispex, so be careful. Second, Starland is where the stars is, pshaw. Starland vocal band was a vocal band that had studio musicians... like the moneys... the beach boys... and winger.
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The Moneys? Eddie Money?
Also, I'll gladly suffer your "two sides of Crispex" discussion, and raise the stakes with a debate on the true color of "orange" juice.
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Let's be real. My spelling is mediocre at best. When I do know how to spell a word my giant sausage fingers hit 2-5 keys at once. I have written posts that I have found interesting that have been clinically proven to drain the life force out of the most bubbly "up with people" type.
I sit at my computer for hours smoking my brain to come up with things that I think are witty just so I can get my 3.46 posts in every day. I don't know much but I know this, my posts suck and you all know it. You all read my posts just so you can say "goddamn that was stupid. I am not going to post a reply to that." And the thread dies.
How awesome is that? I rule.
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Originally Posted by Jason White's Third Knee
Let's be real. My spelling is mediocre at best. When I do know how to spell a word my giant sausage fingers hit 2-5 keys at once. I have written posts that I have found interesting that have been clinically proven to drain the life force out of the most bubbly "up with people" type.
I sit at my computer for hours smoking my brain to come up with things that I think are witty just so I can get my 3.46 posts in every day. I don't know much but I know this, my posts suck and you all know it. You all read my posts just so you can say "goddamn that was stupid. I am not going to post a reply to that." And the thread dies.
How awesome is that? I rule.
Man, that's some great stuff. This is the best thread EVAR. It'll never die. It's really clever, even exquisite (but in a not-gay sort of way), I see "sticky" potential here. Great job!!
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The main thing is to post only in threads that either bri, beano, jkm or top dawg have posted in. The odds of killing a thread are greatly diminished.
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ALL OUR THREADS ARE BELONG TO YOU.
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Classic.
I can still remember those cassette tape commercials...then the OU game comes back on and Marcus Dupree goes 60+ versus the 'Horns.
Ah, 1982. Bootleg, Kelly Phelps! Proof that passing on 3rd and long is overrated.
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I could kill this thread right now by posting, but I think I'll just see where it goes for a while.
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George Lynch=CC Deville :eek:
:D :D :D
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CC Deville=Pamela Anderson Lee ...but with more make-up.
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We had spaghetti for dinner again - with homemade garlic bread.
I was trying to be the best thread jacker for awhile, but it seems like I do a better job of ending them. :rolleyes:
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I'm too young to know what spaghetti is. But I do know the characters on Arthur. :)
Does garlic bread have garlic on it?
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I forgot again - Seriously, you idiot!
D.J. is my favorite little sister. We have Arthur Day at school - get to wear the "cool glasses."
The dogs love the garlic bread, if there is any leftovers.
So the question becomes ... is dog breath worse before or after garlic bread?
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THIS thread is a little unkept.
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Originally Posted by BajaOklahoma
I forgot again - Seriously, you idiot!
D.J. is my favorite little sister. We have Arthur Day at school - get to wear the "cool glasses."
The dogs love the garlic bread, if there is any leftovers.
So the question becomes ... is dog breath worse before or after garlic bread?
For the last time, its D.W. NOT D.J.:mad: :p ;)
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Originally Posted by OUthunder
For the last time, its D.W. NOT D.J.:mad: :p ;)
Gosh, the kids had Full House on before dinner! You are so right!
Do I have to give up my Arthur glasses? :(
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Originally Posted by BajaOklahoma
Gosh, the kids had Full House on before dinner! You are so right!
Do I have to give up my Arthur glasses? :(
Full House? the Olson twins are hot ....in a jailbait kinda way.:o
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Originally Posted by OUthunder
Full House? the Olson twins are hot ....in a jailbait kinda way.:o
They either have had, or will shortly have, their 18th birthday.
And you are way too old for them! :D
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George Lynch most certainly does not = C.C. DeVille! George has been to the gym since the demise of the Lynch Mob. DeVille still weighs a buck twenty-five.
George Lynch
http://www.hafler.com/featuresystem/...eorgeLynch.jpg
C.C. DeVille
http://members.aol.com/moonpics/deville.jpg
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I give you credit. That Lynch / DeVille post was pretty useless. Well done!
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Originally Posted by Oldnslo
Does this look infected?
yes
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The Latest in Deer repellent!!
This is a formula widely used to discourage deer. If you cover your plants well with it, repeating after rainy weather, you will keep the critters away.
Put two eggs in a blender with 1/2 cup of water. Blend very well, at least 2-3 minutes at high speed.
Add 2 cups water and 8 tablespoons of Tabasco sauce and some garlic juice if available.
Blend. Put into plastic bottle - add water to top and refrigerate.
Pour contents into 24 oz. to 1 liter plastic; bottle with fine spray trigger handle.; Spray plants thoroughly. WORKS FOR ALL PLANTS THAT DEER OT OTHER ANIMALS LIKE. (if you add garlic juice will also help with aphids, spider mites, blackspot, etc.)
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And even though I wasn't a Dokken fan, everyone knows that Lynch could play his arse off... with a metal washer no less. My wife bought me tickets to a recent Skid Row (w/Johnny Solinger not S. Bach. Pfft. I used to play clubs with that dude in DFW), Vince Neil, and Poison. She dragged me kicking and screaming. I did have fun, but I remember her saying in the middle of CC's solo, "'zat good?" While she was smiling and nodding. I said definatively, "No. He completely sucks." His solo consisted of wild arm swing and jumping while hitting power chords, the part of Eruption that every beginning guitar player whips out at the guitar shop (played poorly), and the usual CC Deville play as fast as you can so know one hears that you don't know any scales drivel, followed with a bend way out of tune and CC grand standing for applause. And did he ever get applause. Man that is the problem with music. CC paved the way for the nineties. Kids grabbed guitars and said, "You don't even have to play well to be on stage!" and then Nirvana, Pearl Jam and others of their ilk took over. Then I got ten years of rich musician angst drilled in to my hear. Oooof.
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Have you had at least three servings of CDIAB this week?
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F*ckin' A, dude, it's been a long time since I've heard the name Solinger! Dallas legend.
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Yeah, but Timmons is the guy I would always check out. Monte Montgomery when he would come to town. He actually made it up to Champaign about 2 months ago. Wicked.
CDIAB- Decode please?
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Timmons, a Denton regular for a while, too.