and the money offers just keep coming !

[OUinFLA]

There is no doubt Im gonna be one of the richest men in the world!
Just two days ago I posted of my good fortune to be chosen by one of China's most prestigeous banks to participate in a relocation of millions of dollars to my own personal bank account.

Obviously, my enthusiasm was well received and word has spread amongst the power brokers of the world as today I received yet another offer from Russia! Yippie! Im a gonna be in the foreign oil business!

Add this to all the offers I mentioned coming to me regularly from Africa regarding all those deceased relatives I never knew I had with millions and millions of dollars with my name on them and I will soon own a huge chunk of the world!

Baja! Pack your bags! Oh, heck, just go buy new ones, lots of them!

Seriously

Hello Friend

I am Dr.Borris Olga. and I represent Mr. Mikhail
Khordokovsky the former C.E.O of Yukos Oil Company in Russia. I have a
very sensitive and confidential brief from this top (oligarch) to ask
for your partnership in re-profiling funds US$42.3 Million. I will give
the details, but in summary, the funds are coming via Bank Menatep.
This is a legitimate transaction.You will be paid 10% for your
"Management Fees".

If you are interested, please write back by mail:
[email protected] and provide me with your confidential
telephone number,fax number and email address and I will provide
further details and instructions. Please keep this confidential; we
can't afford more political problems. Finally, please note that this
must be concluded within two weeks.

Please advice me on your position
by email immediately via mail: [email protected] as i look
forward to your mail.

Regards,

[Tailwind]

You da man!

[VeeJay]

Hey, can I have your place up in Lakeland?

[Howzit]

You lucky bastard.

[OUinFLA]

Im thinking I might become an SF.com "elite" sponsor.
just as soon as the first of my many offers come available.

[Widescreen]

Hey! I think our problems may just be solved. Ed McMahon. Think I just won a million bucks. Yeah, Irwin M. Fletcher you choose. Woo-wee! Oh, boy, I lost. Yeah. Sorry.

.

[BajaOklahoma]

Im thinking I might become an SF.com "elite" sponsor.
just as soon as the first of my many offers come available.

Wahoo! Now we can all be Elite Sponsors and get Donor tickets thanks to my honey!
Party house in Norman....
Bigger fishin' boat....

[SicEmBaylor]

Ah but you've made the mistake of posting the guy's e-mail address. Now, I'm soo going to beat you to the punch.

E-mail SENT!

[olevetonahill]

Ah but you've made the mistake of posting the guy's e-mail address. Now, I'm soo going to beat you to the punch.

E-mail SENT!

I saw that and since you beat me to it . I sent em an email saying Id do it for 8%

[Flagstaffsooner]

moscowmail.com

The Ruskies have AOL.

[dolemitesooner]

Holy **** send some money laundering my way....heh

[OUinFLA]

Dear Phil (HMFIC)
As soon as the proceeds from my profitable China and Russian ventures, and the African inheritances I expect any day actually hit my bank account, I would like to get a rate for purchasing an "elite" sponsorship for all my buds on SF.com.

However, I would like to exclude SicEm and olevet as I consider them opportunistc lowlifes, not to be trusted with sensitive information. Unlike all my other pals they seem to be more concerned with themselves than their fellow Sooner fans good fortune.

Baja and I would also like for you to investigate the possiblity of buying out several sections of box seats for at least one and possibly more Sooner games in the near future. We will be having a huge party before, during and after the game.

Again, I must insist that Sic and ole be excluded. Their selfish inititive will probably land them a mere pittance of income as they will learn that scallywags do not always profit in loyal friendships but in meaningless monetary amounts.

TIA
Anxiously awaiting millions of dollars in "earned & deserved" income - OUinFLA

[BajaOklahoma]

And HB to my soon-to-be-rich Honey!

I think we need to consider a name change for the stadium. After all, you are going to be so rich, you can afford to replace the "Gaylord" on the stadium with "OUinFLA" Memorial Stadium. It has a much better ring to it.

[soonerthanu]

Hey i have some real estate i am willing to sell to you.

[Flagstaffsooner]

However, I would like to exclude SicEm and olevet as I consider them opportunistc lowlifes, not to be trusted with sensitive information. Unlike all my other pals they seem to be more concerned with themselves than their fellow Sooner fans good fortune.

[SicEmBaylor]

:sigh:

Hell, now I'm going to have to wait for my "big break" with a Nigerian businessman but I'll be damned if I'm going to tell you hillbillies about it!

So screw you guys, I'm going home to invest in some airlines and the latest .dot come fad.

[olevetonahill]

But OUinFla I was just trying to salvage the deal after that despicable baptist tried to "steal " from you .






See I can flop like a Kerry

[Flagstaffsooner]

You two are funny.

[olevetonahill]

Do i need to grovel more ? what do I need to do to get back in your good graces ?
In my defence I was sob re . Had i been on the drunkytown express I wouldn't have succumbed to the temptation of all those Millions

[Flagstaffsooner]

NO ATTONEMENT FOR OLEVET!!!!

He is the debil.