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7/29/2010, 07:06 PM
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Sooner All-World
Location: Vicksburg
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Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
I hope you get raped by a tranny and die of aids.
Sincerely,
SicEm
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7/29/2010, 07:08 PM
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Sooner All-World
Location: Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof...
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
Sic,
You live in Mississippi. You drive a scooter. These things are bound to happen. You're just lucky they didn't pants you and tie you to stump.
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7/29/2010, 07:11 PM
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Sooner All-World
Location: Vicksburg
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
Quote:
Originally Posted by Okla-homey
Sic,
You live in Mississippi. You drive a scooter. These things are bound to happen. You're just lucky they didn't pants you and tie you to stump.
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I have an SCV membership sticker on my rear-end. I thought that'd protect me from any crap.
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7/29/2010, 07:18 PM
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Time-Hater
Location: The Multiverse
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
Probably mistook it for an SCA sticker. And those'll get you pantsed ANYwhere.
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7/29/2010, 07:19 PM
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Sooner All-World
Location: Vicksburg
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
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Originally Posted by GottaHavePride
Probably mistook it for an SCA sticker. And those'll get you pantsed ANYwhere.
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Possibly, but I doubt they use the Confederate battle flag as a logo.
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7/29/2010, 07:23 PM
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Sooner All-World
Location: Vicksburg
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
Anyway, it's scratched to hell. Does anyone know of a way to fix it without getting an entire paint job?
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7/29/2010, 07:24 PM
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Sooner All-American
Location: Crankyville, USA
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
I'm setting the over/under at 14 pages.
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7/29/2010, 07:31 PM
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Sooner All-World
Location: Vicksburg
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
It's not that interesting.
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7/29/2010, 07:34 PM
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Time-Hater
Location: The Multiverse
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
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Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
I'm setting the over/under at 14 pages.
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Sigh. I remember when we could get 15 pages out of BRJ's kidney stones.
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7/29/2010, 07:58 PM
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Superbia in Proelio
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
See that's why you give the hookers at the dollar store their money.
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7/29/2010, 08:06 PM
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OVJ...Mmmmm
Location: Green cOUntry
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
Can you still do the reverse cowgirl on that badboy?
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7/29/2010, 08:31 PM
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Sooner All-American
Location: Ozarkistan
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
This thread is worthless without scootercam pics...
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7/29/2010, 08:32 PM
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Sooner All-World
Location: Vicksburg
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
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7/29/2010, 08:36 PM
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Sooner All-American
Location: In an airplane, down by the airport.
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
10 bucks says they knocked that ****ing scooter over while backing up, got out to take a look at it and said, "What kind of idiot parks a scooter in a normal parking spot.", picked the thing back up and drove off.
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7/29/2010, 08:39 PM
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Sooner All-World
Location: Vicksburg
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
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Originally Posted by KABOOKIE
10 bucks says they knocked that ****ing scooter over while backing up, got out to take a look at it and said, "What kind of idiot parks a scooter in a normal parking spot.", picked the thing back up and drove off.
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That's possible. In either case, I hope they still get raped by a tranny and die of aids.
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7/29/2010, 09:23 PM
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Location: Green cOUntry
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
You seem to know a lot about Trannies.
NTTAWWT 
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7/29/2010, 09:24 PM
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Sooner All-American
Location: near Armpit Mountain
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
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7/29/2010, 09:31 PM
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OVJ...Mmmmm
Location: Green cOUntry
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
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Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
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You could cover that up with one of these...It might throw em off the hunt for a bit.

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7/29/2010, 10:27 PM
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Sooner All-Big XII
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
I think you did that with your Baylor Bears belt buckle......
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7/29/2010, 10:30 PM
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Undecided
Location: Nomran
Posts: 40,631
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Re: Dear ********* who Keyed/Scratched My Scooter
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Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
Possibly, but I doubt they use the Confederate battle flag as a logo.
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i'm sure that had nothing to do with it 
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