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Old 8/4/2009, 08:52 AM   #1
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So I put an ad in the local paper.
"Lost and found " section
No callers . so any one want a Blond hooker?
Female. fertile. shes a Good Hooker
I just cant handle Taking care of 3 Hookers.
shes House broken and uses the back door .
any one ?
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Old 8/4/2009, 08:56 AM   #2
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Re: So I put an ad in the local paper.
I see what you did there.
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Old 8/4/2009, 09:05 AM   #3
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I see what you did there.
n o no, she comes and goes through the back door.
nobody sees what I do.
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Old 8/4/2009, 06:16 PM   #4
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Re: So I put an ad in the local paper.
Is she trained not to bite when you pimp-smack her?
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Old 8/5/2009, 07:33 AM   #5
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"Lost and found " section
No callers . so any one want a Blond hooker?
Female. fertile. shes a Good Hooker
I just cant handle Taking care of 3 Hookers.
shes House broken and uses the back door .
any one ?
Hmm...Uses the back door, you say??!?
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Old 8/5/2009, 08:14 AM   #6
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Old 8/5/2009, 08:17 AM   #7
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Your sick man, sick!

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"Lost and found " section
No callers . so any one want a Blond hooker?
Female. fertile. shes a Good Hooker
I just cant handle Taking care of 3 Hookers.
shes House broken and uses the back door .
any one ?
Does said blonde hooker like peanut butter?
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