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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Jello........ Im a bit pizzed at you.
    I went fishing today and didn't do near as well as you have done without leaving your comfy desk.
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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    I might be a fish, but I ain't no Kanye.

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Aren't these shirts supposed to go to some third world country?
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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Can ya get me two of them shirts?
    One to crap on. One to wipe with.
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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by AlbqSooner View Post
    Can ya get me two of them shirts?
    One to crap on. One to wipe with.
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    Naw, yer supposed to use 'em to wiper yer dipstick, ya dipstick.

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by jthomas666 View Post
    Oh, and it's 13 titles, thank you very much.
    No, it's 8.

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by OUDoc View Post
    He was teabagging.
    fixt

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by GEN4AU View Post
    No, it's 8.
    No matter what, it's a helluva lot more than the Barn has. (And more recent as well).
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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by jthomas666 View Post
    Seriously? Seriously? I must have missed the announcement that we were playing touch football. I sure as hell don't recall Sergio Kindle pulling up on any of his sacks.

    It was a clean hit.

    **** happens.

    Get over it.
    C'mon man, by now surely you can see Jello man has his tongue planted firmly in his cheek. He's kiddin' don't ya know.

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    I'd love to have one of those Horn Championship shirts to wear to work and to church. Either place, you can't sling a dead cat without hitting a Whorn fan and they'd not appreciate my wearing that shirt in front of them. of course, I'd go the whole day with a big old **** eatin' grin on my face and be sure every Whorn fan got a good, long look at that shirt. Ha.

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Don't forget Mack! That man can coach a mean game and tie his shoes at the same time!

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    I would love to have one of those shirts also. haha I have two buddies that are Longhorn fans and I would love to see their reaction to me owning it, not sure I could wear it..........

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Sounds to me like ya got a real (if temporary) money-makin' opportunity there, SoonerInAbilene. I'd jump on it if I were you. Just make sure you wear full OU regalia as you're buying all of them, and be sure to tell everyone in earshot of the register how they'll be used.

    Heck, they'd also make real nice door prizes at the SoonerFans Tailgate Parties in Norman...
    "I thought the only way we could beat Bama is if they came in unmotivated like we did against Boise. Bama wasn't caught off guard, OU didn't use cheap-*** trickeration...for 60 minutes we punched them in the face and they went down." - SoonernAR

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by BamaTaxMan View Post
    No matter what, it's a helluva lot more than the Barn has. (And more recent as well).
    So, we're still your gold standard?

    Don't get your panties all bunched up over it. I was just pointing out the obvious. The only people who believe bama has 13 championships are bama fans. It's been proven that the others were claimed retroactively by the university. Hell, using bama math, Auburn could claim no less than 8 titles.

    Have fun at Wallmart.

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    I went online to the Abilene Walmart store [zipcode 79601] to see if these 2009 nat. champ shirts were available online.... When they weren't on the clearance page, I tried to do a search on men's apparel and then by 'sports team'. They have removed the Texas Longhorns from the search list!
    You can buy a Jason White autographed Sooner jersey through their webpage, but nothing related to the whorns.....

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jello Biafra View Post
    the far better team for 3 and a half hours last night was gimped by a horribly brutal and classless attack on a star player. THATS why you guys won. if colt would have been in, you defenders would have been on their backs more than your cheerleaders.
    Good grief.

    Classless attack? Please tell me you're not serious.

    Woulda's, coulda's, and shouda's. The better team won, and really did it in dominating style.

    Bama called the dogs off. They went into halftime knowing that there was no way they would lose the game unless they made mistakes. They got REAL conservative, and made sure that the young qb was going to have to beat them.

    When things got close, and Alabama woke up, they put a stranglehold on tejas and dictated the pace.

    The better team won, and still would've won even if Colt had played the entire game.
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    Rough day. Prior to today, Brown was at the helm of the 2 most embarrassing and humiliating losses in the history of Texas football. Black Saturdays I and II: outscored 128 to 27. Inexcusable games. Nothing, ever, will change that. Simply the 2 lowest moments in the history of our program. Our most bitter, hated, loathed and despised rival completely rap*ng our ***, having mercy on us, and running the ball into the line to avoid scoring 70. I never thought I'd see another Black Saturday. Wrong.

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by OK2LA View Post
    Good grief.

    Classless attack? Please tell me you're not serious.

    Woulda's, coulda's, and shouda's. The better team won, and really did it in dominating style.

    Bama called the dogs off. They went into halftime knowing that there was no way they would lose the game unless they made mistakes. They got REAL conservative, and made sure that the young qb was going to have to beat them.

    When things got close, and Alabama woke up, they put a stranglehold on tejas and dictated the pace.

    The better team won, and still would've won even if Colt had played the entire game.


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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jello Biafra View Post
    kinda slow aint ya?
    Seriously. Even I figured it out two days ago.

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by jthomas666 View Post
    Seriously? Seriously? I must have missed the announcement that we were playing touch football. I sure as hell don't recall Sergio Kindle pulling up on any of his sacks.

    It was a clean hit.
    You don't understand. Sooners, however, know having faced Ponyboy for four years now that any touches to his body result in a 15 yard penalty.

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    Re: so i walk into kmart here in abilene this morning...

    jello should join the bassmasters tour. seriously, that was better than Lid in october with noobs.
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