There have been arguments with the left on here for a long time. They're fun to get angry because it's funny when they're angry but they are a threat to society. The scary thing is, who is a liberal? It could be your friend, your neighbor, or even your own family
Below is a picture of your typical modern day liberal. Now, it's important to note that not all liberals have all these seven traits. However, even if they have a couple they should be considered very dangerous.
1. All liberals keep their head held very high when speaking with people. Liberals will pride themselves in being "educated" and are above the "simple folks" they converse with. Also look for smug looks while they talk. Usually a high chin is followed but an equally smug look. Also liberals will close their eyes while saying the following phrases: "I'm right." "Trust me." "You're wrong let me correct you." There are more but you get the idea.
2. Liberals always want to put a stop to things. Stop hate. Stop killing kids with gun shows. Stop killing the Earth. Stop being American. Stop supporting corporate America. People must be tolerant and accepting of any liberal views. Surprisingly liberals won't be tolerant or accepting of your views.
3. Notice the very pale skin? Liberals don't eat meat and are very hardcore Vegans. Although they look very unhealthy they will preach to you how great they feel even though they're in the ER because their body is too weak to fight off the common cold.
4. The necklace is made of hemp rope as Liberals are drug users. A Liberal will preach to you about the corporations scared people will think for themselves so they make the government ban drugs. They will say all of this while dropping a hit of acid. The pentagram is to freak out the "establishment" of Christians. Liberals will say they're atheist but they're mainly anti-Christian as they welcome Muslims into this country with open arms.
5. The thin arms are a sign of weakness. Since they preach peace and non-violence Liberals are pacifist. When it comes to a fight or confrontation they will run out the first chance they get. They won't fight back because they know they will get their *** kicked. However, be careful of packs of liberals. They may try to gang up on you.
6. Red to a Liberal is a sign of the greatest system of government man has ever known, Communism. Capitalism is the source of all evil in the world and Liberals can't wait for the day it is destroyed and cleared off the face of the Earth. Many Liberals will claim to only be socialist but they're lying. Never trust a liberal.
7. Looking at the crotch you will notice one thing about a liberal male, no balls. What about female liberals? Surprisingly they are the ones with a sack. They also have more hair growth and a possible adams apple.
Now what do you do when you see a Liberal? First thing is to be very careful. If a Liberal has the chance he will turn you and your family into the FBI for being domestic terrorist because you go rabbit hunting.
Following these steps and you will be fine.
- Keep your distance if possible. Liberals will try make you feel bad for being you and why you're a bad person. For instance they'll tell you you're killing African kids for holding a family reunion BBQ.
- Be on your guard. Liberals are mindless zombies whose only purpose in life is to swell their numbers. They will try to brainwash you and bring you to their side and they're very tricky at doing it. Stay alert.
- Threaten them if they won't leave you alone. Remember, Liberals are pacifist and vegetarians so they will always back down from a fight. Use caution with this and be careful as they might turn you into the authorities.
- Make sure they never see your guns. Remember, they hate your guns and want to take them and put them in the criminals hands. Don't let them.
- Do not try to argue or use logic with a Liberal. These terms have no meaning to them.
- Stay in a group of like minded peers. As dangerous as Liberals are their numbers are much smaller than they would have us believe. Stay is large groups and they will stay away. If you run into a group and you're outnumbered by Liberals stay calm. They will try to gang up on you and break you down. Stay strong and remember that you can outsmart them as they are mindless zombies.
I hope you guys found this very educational.
Originally Posted by yermom
- which to some automatically brands you as a "liberal" no matter how conservative your other views may be.
