"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Fred Bastiat
Note to self. Do not swim with alligators.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
That's always been more instinct with me.Originally Posted by Okla-homey
Unless you're the Crocodile Hunter...DOH!
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
That looks like a healthy collection of lilly pads.
Why'd they kill the alligator? It was doing what alligators are supposed to do.
"I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
they had to get the guy's arm out.
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
Well, when Jerk said graphic picture, I thought it was either:
(1) The inside of the guy's mouth after the rattlesnake bit him
OR
(2) Britney parading around nekkid amongst her kids
Would it be medically possible to re-attach the arm to the victim?
The Constitution does not guarantee an alligator the right to bare arms.
one day
har har
"I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
And what kind of Lawyer are you going to make?
Anybody seen Joe the paper hanger?
that's what i though the article said..they retrieved it for reattachment
BLEAH
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
you guys are slack'n...
Chubbs will be happy to get his hand back....
(Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)
Sharks are salt-water creatures.And what kind of Lawyer are you going to make?
From the article
Excuse me ma'am, can I borrow your cooler for a little while? I need it for that guys detached arm. I promise that I will rinse it out before bringing back. OK?Paramedics use a cooler borrowed from a picnic to transport a man's arm retrieved from the belly of an alligator after an attack on Lake Moultrie.
umm they tend to kill stray allygaters anyway. there's an population problem in them parts.
Uh the Bullshark can swim in freshwater...just say'nSharks are salt-water creatures.
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