The Miss Howzit

[1stTimeCaller]

[oumartin]

I sure hope you paint that crimson!

Are you still off?

and before you can go to the lake why don't you edge your driveway!

[1stTimeCaller]

the neighbor kid is supposed to be doing the yard when I'm gone.

I'm in Norf Texas working. Well, not really. The pumps broke and we haven't done anything since 10am.

The paint's gonna stay but I guess I could paint the trailer crimson. The trailer's pretty rough. And it has two 'No Fear' stickers on it.

[IB4OU2]

Where's the trolling motor?

[oumartin]

well your neighbor across the street sure keeps their yard nice and prolly don't appreciate the white trash that moved into your house!

well I am on day 30 and we are drilling down a kelly about every 6 hours

[Howzit]

All those swell name suggestions and you come with THAT?

[Mongo]

If you buy the beer and take me out on the lake with you, I will wear a bikini and be your eye candy

[oumartin]

1TC did say he likes em big Mongo

[OUHOMER]

hey, what happened to the limo your were buying... And can it pull a boat?

[1stTimeCaller]

the limo got sold before me and some buddies could buy it.

Mongo, it had better be a Borat style swimsuit.

[olevetonahill]

Told you I know where 1 is iffin ya still want one .

[Mongo]

Mongo, it had better be a Borat style swimsuit.

can do, do you want me to wax, or go 70's style?

[oumartin]

i just got sick

[1stTimeCaller]

half and half

[olevetonahill]

half and half

Up an down or sideways ?

[Mongo]

I have no idea what half and half is, so I will get creative and do a big dorito chip

[olevetonahill]

I have no idea what half and half is, so I will get creative and do a big dorito chip

Half and Half = 50-50 duh

[oumartin]

make sure your taint is shaven!

[1stTimeCaller]

left side smooth like Howzit
right side 70s like Olevet

[olevetonahill]

left side smooth like Howzit
right side 70s like Olevet

I knew what ya was sayin . Now Iffen ya buy enough beer Ill give ya the "Beer belly " dance