Why do we not bicycle?

[Mongo]

choose your choice from the list of choices

[SoonerBorn68]

I choose _______

[def_lazer_fc]

i choose death by shnoo shnoo.

[tizwoH]

I hate that Howzit dude.

call me...

[Hot Rod]

I didn't see a choice for people who haven't been able to ride without training wheels.

[Beef]

I lost all interest in bicycling after Freddy Mercury died.

[Mongo]

I didn't see a choice for people who haven't been able to ride without training wheels.

this is a serious thread about how I/we hate Howzit, please keep up

[mildlyretardednorm4ou]

Howzit is a tortious enfeoffor.

[Hot Rod]

this is a serious thread about how I/we hate Howzit, please keep up

Kidding, of course...Anti-Howzits UNITE!

[Jeopardude]

I usually don't ride my bike because I hate riding it when I'm still in half awake morning mode.

[Hamhock]

if this is a howzit bicycling pole, shouldn't it be "Why don't we bicycle with the seat removed?"

[mdklatt]

http://www.bikerfox.com/bikerdance/rump2.html

Don't click on that. I'm serious.

[IronSooner]

Dude, it has 'bikerfox' in the URL. I pity the fool who reads that and still clicks.

[mdklatt]

OMFG.

Especially don't click this one: http://www.bikerfox.com/bikerdance/rarrr.html

And never, ever click this one: http://www.bikerfox.com/bikerdance/rump3.html

[soonerbrat]

none of those choices work for me.

i had an over the handlebars kind of accident...hit a curb, flipped over the handlebars and landed flat on my face...almost..would've been flat on my face had i not stopped myself with my hands..which tore up the ligaments, which in turn ruined my vacation in mexico because i had to wear a cast.

[bonkuba]

i choose death by shnoo shnoo.

My choice of death as well......bring on the shnoo shnoo!!!!

[Mongo]

none of those choices work for me.

i had an over the handlebars kind of accident...hit a curb, flipped over the handlebars and landed flat on my face...almost..would've been flat on my face had i not stopped myself with my hands..which tore up the ligaments, which in turn ruined my vacation in mexico because i had to wear a cast.

Howzit caused your accident, now go vote

[oilmud]

I love to ride my bicycle, I love to ride my bike.......

[1stTimeCaller]

sounds like you'll ride anything....

[achiro]

none of those choices work for me.

i had an over the handlebars kind of accident...hit a curb, flipped over the handlebars and landed flat on my face...almost..would've been flat on my face had i not stopped myself with my hands..which tore up the ligaments, which in turn ruined my vacation in mexico because i had to wear a cast.

I'm there with you. Broke 3-4 ribs last October mountain biking in Utah. Seriously had pain with it until just about a month ago. No work outs for me(taking deep breaths killed me) at all until last week when I was able to start riding again. I never imagined it would take so long to heal, and yes I am a wuss.

Oh, and its all Howzits fault.