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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Red wasp Killin Mission !

    I have a big ole red wasp nest in My eaves . Im fixing to go ambush em.
    Im gonna give em a fighting chance tho
    Im gonna be in my hat and BVDs
    Wish me luck
    I will try to report back
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    good luck, take no prisoners
    Thats what the internet is for--slandering others anonymously.

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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Hornet/Wasp killer with 25ft spray = Wasp killer in one hand and a Natty in the other.

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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Don't mix them up when you take a drink.
    ... that's not food.

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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    After action Report
    Total annihilation of the enemy.
    Enemy dead UK ( body count of at least 50 tho )
    Weapons used = 1 can of wasp killer
    Casualties 1 Minor injury
    Said Ambush was set up with precision , Troop Moved ladder in position, Then using stealth that he was trained with , Said troop climbed ladder and attacked .
    Killed the shat out of those Mofos !

    The War is Ovar . I been fightin this bunch for 3 yrs or better . Finally decided I needed to attack at Night
    Olevet 1
    Enemy 1 Minor injury
    Cause ya see the Olevet Is tuff
    No loss of equipment
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    So did you get a Purple Heart out of the deal? Or maybe a Purple Something Else?

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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Quote Originally Posted by OCUDad
    So did you get a Purple Heart out of the deal? Or maybe a Purple Something Else?
    Those will be awarded after all the action reports have been studied , Body count verified
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    If there is every any wasp killing at my house I send the wife to do it. I sceered of them things.

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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    The funniest thing to do is spray them with hairspray or starting fluid. The hairspry sticks their wings together and they just sit and suffer. The starting fluid makes them drop like there's a magnet under 'em. I also use starting fluid as a trail leading up to tarantula-torching.

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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Quote Originally Posted by goingoneight
    The funniest thing to do is spray them with hairspray or starting fluid. The hairspry sticks their wings together and they just sit and suffer. The starting fluid makes them drop like there's a magnet under 'em. I also use starting fluid as a trail leading up to tarantula-torching.
    VERY impressive! (we must try to correct some of God's mistakes)
    Put a lid on it! Kiss it goodbye. We gave it away, and apparently thought it made sense to do so.

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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Quote Originally Posted by goingoneight
    The funniest thing to do is spray them with hairspray or starting fluid. The hairspry sticks their wings together and they just sit and suffer. The starting fluid makes them drop like there's a magnet under 'em. I also use starting fluid as a trail leading up to tarantula-torching.

    I Like My lil tarantulas here . They kll these pisz aint scorpions, And dont bother me
    Now the startin fluid on the wasps Ive tried , Didnt work near as well as the AMBUSH
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Quote Originally Posted by RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
    VERY impressive! (we must try to correct some of God's mistakes)
    Ill leave Gods lil mistakes alone ! Just as soon as he tells the ****ers to build thier nests somewhere else !
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Quote Originally Posted by RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
    VERY impressive! (we must try to correct some of God's mistakes)
    The above was NOT meant sarcastically. I despise wasps, mosquitos and scorpions, and those dam* ed tsietse flies.
    Put a lid on it! Kiss it goodbye. We gave it away, and apparently thought it made sense to do so.

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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Quote Originally Posted by RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
    The above was NOT meant sarcastically. I despise wasps, mosquitos and scorpions, and those dam* ed tsietse flies.
    They all have thier place ! Just NOT around the Olevet Shack
    Now My lil furry friens that KILL scorpions are welcome In or Out !
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Purple heart?! all my military buddies refer to that as the enemy accuracy medal. I dont think the olevet wants one. This summer one of those little red f8ckers stung me in the neck... I eradicated his ***.
    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
    your puny brain can't understand the awesomeness of God
    Olevet Posse - Dirty Lib

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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Quote Originally Posted by Fraggle145
    Purple heart?! all my military buddies refer to that as the enemy accuracy medal. I dont think the olevet wants one. This summer one of those little red f8ckers stung me in the neck... I eradicated his ***.
    Wrong ! I have a few . If they were Accurate , I wouldnt have seen em !
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    I have a big ole red wasp nest in My eaves . Im fixing to go ambush em.
    Im gonna give em a fighting chance tho
    Im gonna be in my hat and BVDs
    Wish me luck
    I will try to report back
    Someone should compile Olevet's posts together and put it out as a book of poetry. They're that awesome.
    I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Wow! The worst critter I usually have to deal with is an occasional mole cricket. I don't use chemicals--I just stomp on 'em and squash 'em like the bugs they are!

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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    Wrong ! I have a few . If they were Accurate , I wouldnt have seen em !
    heh.
    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
    your puny brain can't understand the awesomeness of God
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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Re: Red wasp Killin Mission !

    Just did a survey of the scene . 1 or 2 straglers are wondering around dazed and confused , Bodies are everywhere. . I do believe Mission accomplished
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