Beano is about to infuriate dumb Texas fans like he did dumb Alabama fans a few years back.
Beano is about to infuriate dumb Texas fans like he did dumb Alabama fans a few years back.
So this guy might be an aggot? That explains his fixation with a ut fan's nads.
Originally Posted by badger
Ha! not badOriginally Posted by NormanPride
Here lies Lester Moor
4 slugs from a .44
No Lester no more
That's no moon...
Nutjitsu...a rare art passed down from its creator, Wun Hung Lo.Originally Posted by Pricetag
Here lies Lester Moor
4 slugs from a .44
No Lester no more
That's no moon...
Any word on what was playing on the jukebox?
I mean, just what kinda song can stand up to the ultraviolent viddie of attempted manual castration.
geez, right in the old tool bag.
I can't believe the insensitivity, the callousness, the complete disregard for humanity exhibited on this thread. Has society reached such a degenerated, hopeless point that we find comfort, even joy, in the misfortunates of another simply because they support an academic and athletic institution different than our own? And the admins and moderators, to whom much responsibility has been given, to see even the occasional post perpetuating such blatant and shameless conduct does this in essence, give an implicit approval for the baseless message being sent?
And if so... isn't that basically decrying conduct most often exhibited in a fraternity setting?
And yet even still, you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, f'in' hillbillies - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.
It turns out this was a misunderstanding. The Sooner was digitally manipulating the horn, and her menstral cycle started.
He was indeed a she. Simple case of mistaken identity/gender.
Autoerotic asphyxiation is my anti-drug.
GO **** YOURSELF!!!!!Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
some people wouldn't know sarcasm if it ripped their sack off.Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
Thats the hudsons I always hang out at.
Why does thsi make news? There are fights every year at the Iron Bowl, Michigan/Ohio State, OU Texas, OU/OSU and the media always feels it necessary to bring in details about a stupid fight. The guys were in a BAR... hello? BAR!?! I wonder what in a BAR could have possibly made two guys start a fight with eachother.
Hint: 99.9% of the time, bar fights have nothing to do with someone's T-shirt.
BTW, wasn't there a Texas-to-OU fan shooting a few years back that led to the changing of the name "Red River Shootout?" I'll bet we don't remember the Oklahoma lady who was killed during RRS activities in 1985, do we? Of course not, because the article never tied OU or Texas in any fashion into that terrible situation.
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
Nice rip-off of 'Animal House.'Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
Let's put it this way: we hooked 'em, horns.
Oops. Double post.
Last edited by cvsooner; 8/23/2007 at 04:52 PM. Reason: Double posted
Waite a minute. Everyone knows nuts are found on a whorn’s chin. The Sooner just round-house kicked him in the chin and busted his sack in the process.
This would have been a common occurrence on Commerce Street, back in the day.
Sooners get the first sack of the OU-TEX game.
In 2004 THIS fan was still working in Austin. Didn't start working for OU until 2006. I showed this article to some of my sooner fans at work and they were appalled. I do, and will continue, to wear my Texas shirts in OKC and at work, especially as we get into football season. (I am even considering a "happy hour" at the bar with some folks in Texas shirts. Well armed people.)Originally Posted by BermudaSooner
But what is most surprising is that this scrotumectomy is merely "ridiculously excessive".
Wow. Just ...wow.
Last edited by utex74; 8/23/2007 at 04:21 PM.
Totally ridiculous. How could something like this happen at such a classy establishment like Henry Hudsons. I wish there was a way to banish trash from being a fan of our University. It always seems to come out and make us look ridiculous. Maybe OU should have some sort of no mullet policy that might clean a lot of it up.