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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    "What could be white.....

    and has a sweet smell to it? I keep finding it on the towels and some clothes when I pick them up to do laundry in <my BIL>'s room.

    Does it have to do with drugs?"


    This is a tiny bit of the conversation I had with my MIL.

    I have no idea what it could be, can ya'll think of any?

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Does have a bit of a wang to it.

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Cyanide has a sweet almond smell.
    Real Name: Mark

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Sugar?

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    baby powder?
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Hemorroid medicine

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    BIL=Brother in law?
    Sounds like someones been drinking their OJ
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Newbomb Turk's Avatar
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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by OUDoc
    Does have a bit of a wang to it.
    "I've had this taste in my mouth before..."

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Newbomb Turk
    "I've had this taste in my mouth before..."
    I thought you swang that way
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    God sent me to p!$$ the world off
    (Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: "What could be white.....

    i dont think some of ya'll are taking this seriously

    it could be drugs making him do this

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo
    i dont think some of ya'll are taking this seriously

    it could be drugs making him do this

    i agree. there's nothing funny about crack.


    except when it's in your avatar.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 StuIsTheMan's Avatar
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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo
    i dont think some of ya'll are taking this seriously

    it could be drugs making him do this
    DOES HE DRINK ALOT OF OJ....seriously?
    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem
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    (Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Newbomb Turk's Avatar
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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo
    i dont think some of ya'll are taking this seriously
    i think you're on to something.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by StuIsTheMan
    DOES HE DRINK ALOT OF OJ....seriously?
    if memory serves me correctly, i think he is an apple juice kind of guy

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo
    if memory serves me correctly, i think he is an apple juice kind of guy

    That'll do it...
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by StuIsTheMan
    That'll do it...

    apple juice causes white stains on the towels?

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Could it be his deodorant?

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo
    apple juice causes white stains on the towels?
    if he is using it as lubrication, yeah.
    Do it for the Polar bears.

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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo
    apple juice causes white stains on the towels?

    OK I WILL SPELL IT OUT FOR YA...HE IS SPANK'N IT AND WIPPING HIS BABY BATER ON THE TOWELS...SINCE HE DRINKS ALOT OF JUICE...IT MAKES HIS SPUNK SMELL FUITY...

    My wife has an oral fixation...that is all I am gonna say on my knowledge of this...
    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem
    God sent me to p!$$ the world off
    (Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: "What could be white.....

    Quote Originally Posted by StuIsTheMan
    OK I WILL SPELL IT OUT FOR YA...HE IS SPANK'N IT AND WIPPING HIS BABY BATER ON THE TOWELS...SINCE HE DRINKS ALOT OF JUICE...IT MAKES HIS SPUNK SMELL FUITY...

    My wife has an oral fixation...that is all I am gonna say on my knowledge of this...
    oh, I get it now. This makes what c_p was saying about 1TC tasting like hawiian punch make more sense.

    But I think you are a liar, no married woman does that to her husband

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