-ty still in the Navy?
is one of my favorite quotes from Christmas Vacation.
-ty still in the Navy?
is one of my favorite quotes from Christmas Vacation.
"The choices we discern as having been made in the Constitutional Convention impose burdens on governmental proceses that often seem clumsy, inefficient, even unworkable, but those hard choices were consciously made by men who had lived under a form of government that permitted arbitrary governmental acts to go unchecked." INS v. Chadha, 462 U.S. 919 (1983) (Burger, C.J.)
IBTL?
The color Orange is just Crimson, with a whole lot of yellow in it
Me also to .Originally Posted by SelmaBamaFan
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
why do navy semen have their name sewn on their back left pocket of their dickies?
So the Marines know who their screw'n
(Just in case i forgot to put one in my post)
way to fag up a serious thread about Christmas Vacation quotes.
well you did read what I put in sas's thread right...BIG BOY?
Is your house on fire, Clark?
did somebody break wind?
its probably just his son posting....
****ter's full!!!
one day
you couldnt hear a dumptruck driving through a nitro glycerin plant
It is a bit nipply in here. Did I say "nipple"? I meant nipple.
ok, we're getting away from questions and into statements
I dont think I oughta be going down that hill with nothing between head and my brain but this steel plate Clark
Do you think it really matters Eddie?
Can I drive you out in the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?
Clark, if you dont mind me asking, how much did the chair set you back? its a quality piece of furniture....
Look kids, a deer!
Guns & God clinger-to'er.
You serious, Clark?
My fave:
"Can't see the line, can ya Rus?"
You'll never know JK
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
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