Help me name my boat

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm getting a boat and it's currently named Always Wet, in spanish. That's gotta go.

I was thinking
Dixon
The Water

I don't know if I could show my Momma Jeanne and PaPa the back of my boat if I did that though.

Surely you clowns can come up with something.

[yermom]

how about just Dixon?

[King Crimson]

innuendo is a necessity?

[1stTimeCaller]

well, my last name is dixon and I'm kind of a dick and I'd be on the water.

any suggestions?

[OU4LIFE]

how about 'queerbait'

[1stTimeCaller]

Is that really necessary?

The boat is painted like a rainbow and has purple triangles all over it. I'll also be wearing my purple thong with the gold frilly things as a border when I'm at the lake.

[1stTimeCaller]

humper

[King Crimson]

well, my last name is dixon and I'm kind of a dick and I'd be on the water.

any suggestions?

ah OK. i'll get my think on innuendos with dixon. none of the gay "grab yer ankles" ones that are sure to follow.

[1stTimeCaller]

innuendo isn't a necessity. Neither is my last name. Just a name for a boat.

Maybe
Oilfield Trash

[OU4LIFE]

'Exxon'

[OU4LIFE]

'Harbinger of Death'

[OU4LIFE]

'Hole-In-One'

[1stTimeCaller]

'Hole in one maker upper'

[OU4LIFE]

'Injury Settlement'

[OUDoc]

Seamen

[OU4LIFE]

'Fossil Fuel'

[OUDoc]

What was Rodney Dangerfield's boat on Caddyshack? Seafood, I think.

[OU4LIFE]

'$40,000 Yukon'

[OUDoc]

NinjaPirate

[OU4LIFE]

'Masturbation Station'