Now, listen carefully, I'm only going to say it once:
(1) The states north and east of New York are unnecessary. Nothing they do contributes positively to the United States - economically, socially, etc. I say we sell them all to Canada where their views are already acceptable.
Give the Canadians a low, low interest rate and like 100 to 150 years to pay off the note. Goodbye and good riddance to the yankee queer-mongers and tax-raisers.
(2) Why Hawaii? It became a state in 1959. We needed it as a military buffer in the days before intercontinental ballistic missles. But, that was years ago and now Hawaii is nothing but a useless drain on the country. They give absolutely nothing to the United States in the way of economy either.
We should overthrow Castro and let the pro-democracy exiles in Miami go back home. Then, we can revoke Hawaii's statehood and let it be the Guam or the Virgin Islands that it is in reality, and gives it's statehood to the new Cuba, which has economically viable resources such as gas and oil.
(3) Oh, yeah...and lower my taxes again, please, government parasites!