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    Grommit and The Skunk

    So we're sleeping soundly when all of a sudden Grommit the 1 year old Westie starts barking like crazy inside the house and wakes us up. Next thing we hear is the doggie door swinging back and forth as Grommit takes the barking outside. Needless to say our curiousity is peaked, but since the barking stopped almost as soon as he went outside, we figured it was nothing and started to go back to sleep when he heard him re-enter the doggie door.

    A few seconds later, this strange aroma of came wafting through the house. We both say, almost simultaneously, "I smell coffee." Then a few seconds later, I remark "Now it smells like burnt rubber. Oh my God! What is that smell?!?!?" My beloved then replies in a most repulsed and p*ssed tone "It's a f-in skunk! Grommit got sprayed by a skunk!" We open the bedroom door and the most horrendous smell is now inside the house. Oh My Freakin' Gawd! It's sooo bad it makes my eyes water. I start to gag and try to hold my breath to no avail.

    ph is PIZZED and I start to laugh which doesn't help matters (it was the Merlot that made me). I can't stop laughing and he doesn't find the humor in the fact that we've got a dog running around the house stinking to high heaven of skunk and now the whole entire house smells.

    We're hoping that making a good ol' fashioned breakfast this morning will help resolve the smell in the house. The dog is a lost cause IMO. But if any of you guys have any suggestions on what we can do to get this damn smell out of here, we would greatly appreciate it.
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Here is a recipe I found to use on the dog. Not sure if it works or not, but I think it would be funny to see a skunk runnin around with a bouquet stickin out of it's ***.





    Here is the secret recipe that WORKS. Mix the following:
    • 1 quart 3 percent hydrogen peroxide
    • 1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)
    • 1 teaspoon liquid soap or dish detergent
    • Mix these together and bathe ("shampoo" in or rub down) the spray victim thoroughly.
    • Be sure to use this mixture immediately after it is created, as it is unstable.
    • Rinse with tap water afterward, and repeat if necessary.
    • For spray in the eyes, flush with water as soon as possible.

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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Okay, I just read that if you get some light colored coffee beans and rost them in a pan on the stove top, it will clear up the smell.

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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Quote Originally Posted by Turd_Ferguson
    Here is a recipe I found to use on the dog. Not sure if it works or not, but I think it would be funny to see a skunk runnin around with a bouquet stickin out of it's ***.





    Here is the secret recipe that WORKS. Mix the following:
    • 1 quart 3 percent hydrogen peroxide
    • 1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)
    • 1 teaspoon liquid soap or dish detergent
    • Mix these together and bathe ("shampoo" in or rub down) the spray victim thoroughly.
    • Be sure to use this mixture immediately after it is created, as it is unstable.
    • Rinse with tap water afterward, and repeat if necessary.
    • For spray in the eyes, flush with water as soon as possible.
    We just want to get rid of the smell not explode the dog!
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    i've heard washing in tomato juice will help.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    We just decided to cook every piece of bacon and sausage that we had in the house - so we still have the underlayer of skunk smell only now it's over shadowed with bacony goodness

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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Baking soda on the carpets and everywhere. Trust me, the skunk is the state bird of Flagstaff.
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Well, the dog's been washed. Just used plain ol' baking soda and then washed him really good with doggie shampoo.

    The carpets are next... a sprinkle of baking soda all over and hopefully we will be rid of the smell once and for all.
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerGirl06
    Well, the dog's been washed. Just used plain ol' baking soda and then washed him really good with doggie shampoo.

    The carpets are next... a sprinkle of baking soda all over and hopefully we will be rid of the smell once and for all.
    At least you didn't get a whorn or pokey in your house. That stench is impossible to get rid of.
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    We'd have to implode the house if that ever happened!
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagstaffsooner
    At least you didn't get a whorn or pokey in your house. That stench is impossible to get rid of.
    Just ask Mom .
    Plus they Track **** in .
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    You really should look into eliminating the doggie door. Skunks or possums could use it too.
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Wait, who is "we" this is disconcerting!

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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    In Nam, they just used to light one of Olevets beer farts to get rid of odors.

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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagstaffsooner
    In Nam, they just used to light one of Olevets beer farts to get rid of odors.
    but it was his beer farts that were the cause the odors in the first place.

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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Quote Originally Posted by Newbomb Turk
    but it was his beer farts that were the cause the odors in the first place.
    That's why they lit those suckers.
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Rodney Dangerfield " I get no respect "
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagstaffsooner
    That's why they lit those suckers.
    This side Towards Enemy
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    This side Towards Enemy
    Claymores
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    Re: Grommit and The Skunk

    Quote Originally Posted by Flagstaffsooner
    Claymores
    Everytime the other guys Pointed me towards the enemy I was worried I was gonna get shot in the *** !
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