Man its cold here.
Man its cold here.
Nah.
I'm working up a Rondo thirst.
I've owned a couple of smoothie shops for several years now and we sell a lot of health products. One of our biggest sellers is a product called Ultimate Cleanse. That just reinforces a point that I have always maintained; People love to poop.
I'm working up a Rondo thirst.
In this office building, some people don't just love to poop, the relish it. I've dubbed them, "The Loudcrappers."
At our old office building, the crapper was peaceful. So peaceful, in fact, that we got to calling it the "auxiliary office." When we needed to go over some paper work or document without the bother of phone calls, we'd simply grab the aforementioned document, head for the door, and call out, "I'll be down in the auxiliary office for a while."
There in the peaceful and spacey handicapped crapper, we'd be able to concentrate. Now, there is peace no more.
Last week, I strode down to the new auxiliary office and was in the handicrapper no more than two minutes when one of the other floor occupants literally crashed into the other crap stall. He went to crapping with such gusto I feared the wall between us would crumble.
He huffed, he puffed, he groaned. The most beastly sound erupted from his agonizing bowels. Not one courtesy flush did he give.
Surely, he was the king of loudcrappers.
Fortunately, whatever bad lunch choice-induced as*s-demon that possessed him was quickly desposed of, and he was up and gone as quickly as he crashed down.
Still, I was shaken enough to go back to the normal office to read my document. How I long for the days of yore when the crapper was traversed only by silent, polite crappers.
"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
President Ronald Reagan at the Berlin Wall, June 12, 1987
Who?
Mike Jones!
who is Mike Jones?
Originally Posted by yermom
“If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”
Bud Wilkinson
I thought I ended this thread months ago.
Silly me.
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
This thread did end several months ago. The mods are always hiding it. They should bow to its greatness. And such.
"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
President Ronald Reagan at the Berlin Wall, June 12, 1987
Sadly, I had forgotten about this thread.
Did you ever notice that a toilet bowl is shaped like a little ceramic amphitheater? We make the worst possible noises while sitting on these things and as luck would have it, the toilet amplifies the sound. The reflective nature of bathroom surfaces doesn't help either. If there is a God, this conundrum has got to crack Him/Her up.
Top of the page, bitches!
I'm working up a Rondo thirst.
I had cake and Pepsi for lunch.
"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
President Ronald Reagan at the Berlin Wall, June 12, 1987
That's a carb crash waiting to happen.
I'm working up a Rondo thirst.
I dont have the time to keep looking for this thread where ever the Mods try to hide it.
So...............let this just be the last post, crown me king of thread enders, and let's all get along with our lives.
For me that would be ending a bunch of meaningless threads.......like this one.
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
Boo Pepsi.
Hooray Coke.
I'm going to make my 3,000th and last post in the thread where I posted the most.
The end.
"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
President Ronald Reagan at the Berlin Wall, June 12, 1987
Tear Down This Wall
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When you gonna do that?
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
Doh!
"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
President Ronald Reagan at the Berlin Wall, June 12, 1987
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!
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