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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 josh09's Avatar
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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    priceless thread right here

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by josh09
    priceless thread right here

    you suck at thread ending.....



    anyone posting in this thread after this post wants three-way brokeback luvin' with eddie sutton and burl ives.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 josh09's Avatar
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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    you came REAL CLOSE there buddy

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    no

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    and another one of c_p's threats goes down in .........flames.
    so to speak.
    An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
    Experience is what you get if you don't...

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    OK, last night their was a contest in town called U of Idol. It's a local take off of American Idol. I can sing and the grand prize is a trip for 4 to the Bahamas. I was totally feeling brash. I knew that I could sing and that most of these guys were going to have a tough time handling me. Why? Because I'm so great? No. Because I don't mind making an *** out of myself. That's why. I just go for it. No holding back.

    Well, U of Idol is done with a LIVE band. You just tell them what song to play and you hop up and sing with the band. Everything is going well. Some good singers, some not so much. It's my turn and my wife starts screaming for me. I laugh and jump up on the stage. The drums kick off for "hard to handle"... my selection. Then the the opening riff... da-da-dum-da-dah, da-da-dum-da-dah... Something is wrong... I can't find the pitch. I want to sing wthis note, but then the guitar player is playing this. Where is the pitch????? I am frozen on stage... the intro passes by. I look at the guitar player in disbelief. He looks at me like, "Dude, here is the note!" He starts singing so I can jump in but he is singing the wrong note! Finally I figure it out. THE GUITAR PLAYER AND BASS PLAYER ARE PLAYING THE SONG IN TWO DIFFERENT KEYS!!! My worst nightmare... I tell them "you are playing two different keys!" Finally... the trainwreck. Everyone stops. Guitar player asks the bass player, "Are you playing in A?" "It's B on the record." He replies. "PLay it in B please," I said. They start again. My nerves are shot. I find the pitch and muddle through the song. It was just the preliminary round, so I may make it, but damn they made me look like a doof. Oh, well. Only up from there, right?
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    For years, I thought the Toto song 99 was about the gal in Get Smart. I was wrong.
    "General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
    President Ronald Reagan at the Berlin Wall, June 12, 1987

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    threeve

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    blah blah

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    When all of a sudden...

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    BOOM!

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    hey did you guys know that there are more people alive today than have ever died?

    interesting....

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    bye bye thread

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    sianara

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    i refuse to let this thread end with a gross misspelling of sayonara.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Best thread ever.
    My kids rock the flock!

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 josh09's Avatar
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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    yes

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    [IMG]nerd[/IMG]

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    how the hell do i post an image? shouldn't be that hard.

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