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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TUSooner
    There's only one way to settle this. Look at all the threads that have faded away to pages 2, 3 and beyond. I bet you'll see my handle as the last post. That's as conclusive as a bullet hole in the forehead.
    Actually, I have no idea if that's what you'll see. I'm just hoping somebody will actually check it out. Plus, I wanted to use that bullet-hole-in-the-forehead thing.

    Actually, on occasion, bullet holes to the head have been known to cure certain forms of mental disease.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by OUinFLA
    this is not as easy as it sounds.
    Wet blanket!


    Semi-seriously, you idiot!

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by BajaOklahoma
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    Are we lack-of-post-viewing counting now?
    Imagine, if you can, a thread so inherently inane and boring that NO ONE would even take a look !! Alas, such depths can never be attained. But wait, how about a thread entitled: "Only [insert disgusting social group here] should read this thread." ??

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    If you could manage to be on "everyone's" ignore list, would that provide you with a solution for obtaining the less than worthy goal of posting a thread that no one would view?

    I would think the "disgusting social group" idea would fail when you found out you had kindred spirits on the forum.Not only would that be enlightning, it would be even more devestating to find that you were now friends with a group of people you really felt were "disgusting".....................wait a min.......
    I need to rethink that.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Baja,
    The gal I keep posting is some British or Australian chick from the 50s or 60s who went under the name "Sabrina" as a pin-up girl.

    I don't know who was killed in the car accident, but I know that "Sabrina" has some very nice pre-silicone era assets

    She apparently drove a Ford Zephyr


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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TUSooner
    After calm reflection, I think a fatal post may be inflicted on a thread and that the thread could die a lingering death. In that situation, under common legal principles, the poster of the lethal post is guilty of killing said thread, even though there may be some passage of time before the thread actually expires. However, the issue of intervening causation can, and usually does, complicate the analysis. I hope this helps.

    Oh yeah, the babe is astounding.


    [Edit: Correctwd Spellong errirs.]
    It's the killer that has no conscience that is the most effective and a killer that is unaware if his killing is least likely to talk. Who owns those boobs?
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by BajaOklahoma
    I wasn't on the other board, so I am saving you some time! Surely my total posts/thread killing ratio would vault me to the top? If not, can I claim honors for thread jacking? (See dog/cat story above)

    Does the dog/cat story qualify as dog/cat smack?

    TFDD - I think the French could be parrots. Long lived, noisy, somewhat entertaining, messy - nice to visit, but wouldn't want one to live with.


    Seriously, or as much as can be, for a Friday.
    n

    I don't have the authority to make those kinds of decisions. I declared myself the greatest thread ender and I was living the dream until I actually went back through the threads and saw how many those other guys torched. Thunder scatter shoots the board. A clear case of diligence paying off for him. He earns his title. Rooster has an acute talent for dulling the grooves of the reader. He is an apathy dessiminating dynamo.
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by OUinFLA
    IMO, you can not possibly claim that distinction until you have posted a thread where no one even looks at it. Lack of replies has too much ambiguity. You have no way of knowing whose life you might have influenced by just reading your so called worthless topic. You may have been the reason someone decides to be an astronaut and becomes the first person to step upon the surface of Mars.
    Imagine how low you would feel if you went through life thinking you had actually achieved the bottom of poster notariety, and were proud of the fact, when all of a sudden you are watching CNN while that persons steps out onto the surface of the Red Planet and says, "One small step for man,,,,,,,,,, and without the encouragement of TUSooner back in 2004, this giant step for mankind would not have occured."

    But, keep trying, always keep your objective unobtainable.
    I know what you mean. Sometimes after reading some of my past posts I do feel inspired to be the first person on mars. I feel like I should be shot out of a cannon or flung from a catapult or maybe I could get one of those ACME rockets.
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TUSooner
    Imagine, if you can, a thread so inherently inane and boring that NO ONE would even take a look !! Alas, such depths can never be attained. But wait, how about a thread entitled: "Only [insert disgusting social group here] should read this thread." ??
    NAMBLA! CAN WE USE NAMBLA?!
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    LSU fans are sorry drunks.

    ENA should have played.

    Why is it AD and not AP?
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jason White's Third Knee
    ***Thunder scatter shoots the board. A clear case of diligence paying off for him. He earns his title. Rooster has an acute talent for dulling the grooves of the reader. He is an apathy dessiminating dynamo.
    An "apathy dessiminating dynamo"? Can't touch that.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jason White's Third Knee
    LSU fans are sorry drunks.

    ENA should have played.

    Why is it AD and not AP?
    I'd definitely skip the first 2. No comment on the 3rd.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    My wife wants me to go to WalMart. Sure it's a Nazi organization, but that happy face mascot is so inviting.
    I'm working up a Rondo thirst.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    I am pretty impressed that this thread is now at 115 posts - no way would I have thought that it would go this far.

    There should be a thread titled "don't look, you idiot." But it would a great idea if the names of the people who looked would be automatically listed......
    Wonder who would be the first?

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Seriously?
    I would just think you posted it for me.
    So, the answer is....................me.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    Ding, ding, ding..... we have a winner!
    I knew you would be first!

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    I'ver never won anything before!!!!!!
    I have so many people I want to thank.
    first there is...............well.......uh..........ok, Baja for always making me think she is talking to me when she says "Seriously, you idiot!"
    (what'd I win?)

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    I'm not sure - Ben ate it already.
    Oh, well. Better luck next time!

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    You don't rule, Tommy Gallion rules. Those glasses rule and spizgitty sucks.

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    Re: I AM THE GREATEST THREAD ENDER OF ALL TIME!!!

    I really dont understand how someone can perform a threadjacking...............

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