youtube clip of Patton Oswald on Conan from last year. i had totally forgot about it until a buddy recently sent it to me, and my god, its some of the funniest and most disturbing comedy evah. and you'd probably do yourself a favor by at least not watching the first half at work.
i make my guitar weep, but my champagne cry
i will illustrate the beautiful moment of birth by pushing this uncooked, Cornish game hen through these grey drapes.
Thats what the internet is for--slandering others anonymously.
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