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  1. 7/18/2007, 02:33 PM #1
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    Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    As in Short Timer's Disease?

    After four years at my current job, I got offered my dream job a couple weeks ago. As much as I hate to leave one coworker in particular, () I took it and will be at the new place this Monday. Which is exciting and all, but dang. Being here this week sucks. Emotionally, I am over this place. (But not the one coworker. She's nice. ) If leaving a job wasn't bad enough... we are in a period of flux at the old place, and I am not only moving my own sh*t out, but I am moving what will soon be someone else's sh*t into a trailer in a parking lot. Don't ask why.


    Okay. Asbestos. *Cough Cough.*

    When I gave notice, I also informed my boss that I was going on a vacation that I was not otherwise going to be allowed to take because of the afformentioned period of flux. But I figured, what are they gonna do, fire me? And so my exhausted a** just got back from a trip to Niagara Falls, NYC, and Washington DC.

    So what I am saying is... I am a worthless employee right now. Good for nothing. I am sitting here waiting for some guys to come in and move my computer literally out from under me.
  2. 7/18/2007, 02:35 PM #2
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    YOU SUCK, VK!!!!!
  3. 7/18/2007, 02:36 PM #3
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    HOW CAN I BECOME TRAILER TRASH WITHOUT MY NUMBER ONE HO? YOU'SE REAL SHADY, VK!
  4. 7/18/2007, 02:37 PM #4
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    I will be swtiching jobs at the end of the month in all likelyhood. I have decided unless something urgently is needed, I will pawn all my ongoing projects off onto my replacement. Unless it turns out to be the hot cattle baron's daughter, then I will make sure to train my replacement thoroughly to take over those projects.
    For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money.
  5. 7/18/2007, 02:40 PM #5
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    YOU PAWN OFF ANY OF YOUR **** ON ME, YOU'SE GONNA REGRET IT, VK! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!!11!!
  6. 7/18/2007, 02:44 PM #6
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    (and by the way, in preparation for our move to the trailers, our computers were unplugged first thing this morning. well, it was after lunch and our stuff still wasn't moved. so we were basically just standing around, waiting, without having Internet access...so VK and I plugged our computers back in to help pass the time. finally, the movers came to my office and started loading up my computer. apparently I didn't turn mine off all the way because it shocked her when she unplugged it. OOPS!)
  7. 7/18/2007, 02:44 PM #7
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    I have learned from this thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by badger
    I'm changing your sig while you're not looking while I borrow your computer.
  8. 7/18/2007, 02:49 PM #8
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    Quote Originally Posted by NormanPride
    I have learned from this thread.
    How to have a PEEM in an open forum?
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
  9. 7/18/2007, 02:51 PM #9
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    Quote Originally Posted by NormanPride
    I have learned from this thread.
    So have I. For example, asbestos can cause your caps lock key to stick.
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
  10. 7/18/2007, 02:52 PM #10
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    Quote Originally Posted by colleyvillesooner
    How to have a PEEM in an open forum?
    No, they haven't invited each other to lunch yet.
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
  11. 7/18/2007, 02:52 PM #11
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    Quote Originally Posted by bri
    So have I. For example, asbestos can cause your caps lock key to stick.
    Asbestos can also make you hurl 20-year-old typewriters down concrete stairwells. But VK and I would know nothing about that...

  12. 7/18/2007, 02:55 PM #12
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    Quote Originally Posted by M
    Asbestos can also make you hurl 20-year-old typewriters down concrete stairwells. But VK and I would know nothing about that...


    I think you misspelled "A proclivity toward cheeky shenanigans".
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
  13. 7/18/2007, 03:00 PM #13
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    Quote Originally Posted by bri
    I think you misspelled "A proclivity toward cheeky shenanigans".
    Well apparently asbestos makes you do some really odd things!
  14. 7/18/2007, 03:00 PM #14
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    That's what she said...
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  16. 7/18/2007, 03:27 PM #15
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    or peeing razor blades
    Bazinga
  17. 7/18/2007, 03:56 PM #16
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  18. 7/18/2007, 03:57 PM #17
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    Quote Originally Posted by bri
    No, they haven't invited each other to lunch yet.
    Soon as they add "reply All" to the PEEM function, we'll gladly use it...
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
  19. 7/18/2007, 04:04 PM #18
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    Safe Sex

    NSFW
  20. 7/18/2007, 04:05 PM #19
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    Oh yeah...

    Congrats on your new job....

    I bet your glad to be rid of those losers....
  21. 7/18/2007, 04:35 PM #20
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    Re: Anyone Here Ever Have STD?

    I guess that means Czar has it, too...
    at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...
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