Whatever you add to your packaged cookies to make them "soft" also makes them taste really, really gross. When I see "Now Even SOFTER!" on the package I will mentally change that to "Now Even More ****ing Nasty". Stop it already. Cookies are supposed to be crispy anyway.
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Dear Complaining Consumer,
Make your own ****ing cookies.
Love,
Squishy Cookie Company
Originally Posted by badger
I haven't bought packaged cookies in years, probably because they were ****ing nasty.
No kidding. The only packaged cookies I eat are the crispy Chips Ahoy.
Others taste like
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Anyways, the softer the ****ier.
Unless your eating my school. Then they still taste like ****, BUT you can have your friend hold them in the air while you throw rocks at them and watch the rocks break and pieces fly everywhere.
Crispy cookies are crappy.
Soft cookies rock. Preferably recently baked soft cookies.
Agree about the soft cookies, but hard ones are better for dunking in milk
I don't dunk cookies or donuts.
I take them straight.........like God intended.
I prefer soft cookies.
i prefer brownies. special ones
Thats what the internet is for--slandering others anonymously.
When you crack 300 lbs, I will listen to you on how to enjoy my snackysmores
yeah, like the Chewy Chips Ahoy
:barf:
now, the Keebler Soft Batch cookies were good
do they still make those?
That settles it. Crunchy wins!
It's common knowledge that there's only one thing Sic'em doesn't like soft.
Fixed.
Grandma's soft cookies have that same nasty-*** aftertaste as the soft Chips Ahoy. Must be the "softener".
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Real men eat crispy cookies...
Grandma's soft cookies are my favorite.
those used to be pretty good, but i haven't had them in a while
With all the pain and suffering in the world, you people are griping about cookies? Shame on you all! The South Oval I know would discuss more sober and thought-provoking topics.
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