- Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall
- Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times
- Takes Polaroids
- When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects
- Prominent Apple logo
- Reproduces through asexual budding
- Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy
- Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you're not using it
http://www.theonion.com/content/info...les_new_iphone
Heh.
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
what's up with all the big giant signatures as of late?
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
What signatures?
... that's not food.
Can it, though wireless technology, direct a nuclear attack, or download nekkid pics of Paris Hilton?
Originally Posted by soonerbrat
what giant sigs???
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I heard it only holds 8GB of storage. That's not a lot of pr0n.
You'll have to switch to midget pr0n.
I was advised not to get the IPhone now...
why?
The Dude abides.
technology unproven and price likely to drop 50% in 3-6 months...
Are you sure it's not just 'cause someone your age with an iPhone is simply trying too hard?
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
i was told the same thing, somebody at work said that samsung had the competitive version coming out soon that will be better
whether thats true or not, i have no idea
i just need my phone to take and make calls - all the other gadget features are merely fluff
no thanks
No, I would have bought it in a heart-beat if it was recommended to me...
You’re pretty easy to persuade aren't you.
I recommend you buy a 1983 Dodge K-Car.
(Let's see if it works)
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1 Corinthians 1:18---For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
I am easy to persuade from trusted advisors.....
I recommend myself as a trusted advisor.
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1 Corinthians 1:18---For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
Is it true that big sigs are substitutes for small ****s?
Some people are such wankers.
Good question. What signatures?
I have a phone that does things I don't even bother with. I make calls, answer calls, tend to my messages, take a few photos and email them to friends and family. Thats about it. I have never even sent a text message, and would have no idea how to get to them to read a text message even if someone sent me one.
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