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    i was in a car accident

    so i rear end this guy.....

    he gets out of his car and he's a dwarf...

    he's ****ed, and he says

    I'M NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!


    i said "ok, which one are you?"

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mjcpr's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    HI-YO!!

    He'll be here all week, folks.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Hamhock's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    so i rear end this guy.....

    he gets out of his car and he's a dwarf...

    he's ****ed, and he says

    I'M NOT HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!


    i said "ok, which one are you?"

    what did he say? was he pi$$ed? was he hurt? did he sue?
    heh.

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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Sounds like Grumpy to me.
    Real Name: Mark

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    Junice Groupie Howzit's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Didja smell pot? 'cause then he'd be Dopey.

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    Junice Groupie Howzit's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    You know the worst part? Now you'll have to deal with some insurance a-hole on the phone.

    Jerkwadbreathholesallofem.


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    Re: i was in a car accident

    i know!

    and to whoever left the spek - no, i wasnt really in an accident


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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Hamhock's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    i know!

    and to whoever left the spek - no, i wasnt really in an accident


    wha?? then why did you post "i was in a car accident"?
    heh.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Beef's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    jk's trying out a sense of humor again? I'll give it another day before he goes back to his old ways.
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: i was in a car accident

    yeah i'm all full of funny this morning, i'll pass it after lunch and go back to normal

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 ChickSoonerFan's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Now that was funny. Really it was. I have never heard that joke before.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member sanantoniosooner's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Hamhock was funnier.

    It still gets a thumbs up.

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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by jk the sooner fan
    so i rear end this guy.....


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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 ChickSoonerFan's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
    Hamhock was funnier.

    It still gets a thumbs up.
    OK..he was good at playing the dumb blonde, no offense to the blondes out there, but not sure he was funnier.

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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Looks like somebody got laid last night.

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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Hamhock's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
    Looks like somebody got laid last night.

    you could tell that from my post?
    heh.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Well? Which one was he? This thread is worthless without closure.

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    Re: i was in a car accident

    he seemed grumpy

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member BudSooner's Avatar
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    Re: i was in a car accident

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack
    Looks like somebody got laid last night.
    Damn sure wasn't me.

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