for masturbating in his car near NW Expy and Independence
http://www.newsok.com/article/3066344/
for masturbating in his car near NW Expy and Independence
http://www.newsok.com/article/3066344/
Impossible. He has turned his life around and all that.
I thought he found Jesus and ****.
In other impressive Poke basketball genius news, JamesOn Curry decides to stay in the NBA draft.
Originally Posted by OSUAggie
Well, then his name is about to be JamesOn DaBench...in the D League
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
If he's lucky enough to make it that far...
"This isn't the first time Houston has been accused of sex crimes; he pleaded guilty to indecent exposure charges in 2001 and 2003. He is a registered sex offender."
I guess we will hear from him again in 2015.
Nice chain necklace tattoo, Touchy McPervert.
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
-Marshall McLuhan
For the record, he's only been caught touching himself.
Yeah, it's normal to sit in your car and do that especially where people can see you. What are we thinking!!!!
Houston's prior offenses
Wednesday wasn't the first time Byron Houston had been arrested for indecent exposure. A quick look at his prior offenses:
•Sept. 30, 2001: Arrested after several women reported seeing Houston masturbating on his apartment balcony.
•May 28, 2002: Arrested after he was seen masturbating through a window.
•Aug. 30, 2002: Arrested after a woman reported seeing Houston masturbating in his vehicle.
•March 4, 2003: After pleading guilty to four counts of indecent exposure, he received a suspended sentence and was ordered to undergo treatment.
He must have incredible concentration
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....and now please direct your attention to the field and J. Clayton Feaver will lead us in a moment of prayer...
"......please protect these young men from injury and for one and all to exhibit good sportsmanship.....IN JESUS NAME WE PRAY AMEN
-J Clayton Feaver
Enjoy
I didn't say it was normal.Yeah, it's normal to sit in your car and do that especially where people can see you. What are we thinking!!!!
Just attempting to clear up the "Touchy McPervert" comment...
I didn't say it was normal.
Just attempting to clear up the "Touchy McPervert" comment...
"Touchy McPervet" would be a compliment to this dude. He is "messed" up.
Tug N. MacRank?I didn't say it was normal.
Just attempting to clear up the "Touchy McPervert" comment...
heh; that's probably a bit more applicable.
For a minute there I thought this was one of Okla-homey's "this day in history" threads!
I'm sure that stoolwater is proclaiming public masturbation as a disease now. Makes you wonder what Byron and Eddie did together after the gym door was locked. Maybe he helped Eddie shake it after after he moistened a middle school.
It's rumored that Byron fell over in the street while he was spanking it but some good natured aggy employees propped him back up in his seat and told him to carry on.
Ah, former players and legal troubles...
Re: Byron Houston arrested
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