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  1. 5/30/2007, 08:45 AM #1
    Tulsa_Fireman
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    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life...

    Never make a pretty woman your wife.

    Discuss.
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  2. 5/30/2007, 08:48 AM #2
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    Re: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life...

    A pretty woman makes her husband look small
    And very often causes his downfall
    As soon as he marries her then she starts
    Doing the things that will break his heart
    But if you make an ugly woman your wife
    Then you will be happy for the rest of your life
    An ugly woman cooks meals on time
    She'll always give you peace of mind
  3. 5/30/2007, 08:52 AM #3
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    Re: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life...

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    A pretty woman makes her husband look small
    And very often causes his downfall
    As soon as he marries her then she starts
    Doing the things that will break his heart
    But if you make an ugly woman your wife
    Then you will be happy for the rest of your life
    An ugly woman cooks meals on time
    She'll always give you peace of mind
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  4. 5/30/2007, 09:11 AM #4
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    Re: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life...

    Jimmy Soul...and they speak the truth.
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